Mark
Posted on 08/17/2012 7:58:34 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
This chicken is to die for!
The sister-in-law of cable-loving wife-killer Thomas Scala yesterday whipped up the same poultry dinner that he choked to death on — and even said he complained about her cooking.
“He said he was hungry. I said dinner was already made,” Mary Scala, the widow of Thomas’ brother, told The Post. “He said, ‘Oh, chicken? You serve a lot of chicken.’ We talked about how he should be happy to have a chicken cutlet.”
Despite his gripes, the toothless 58-year-old was so hungry that he didn’t bother to cut it into small bites — and wound up gagging to death.
That final act of karma came on July 12, just days before the lowlife was to get a wrist-slap probation sentence for killing his wife because she refused to pay $5.75 a day for cable TV in his hospital room.
That night, Mary cooked the chicken cutlets in her Tottenville home, where the retired longshoreman was staying while he recovered from a hospital stay for a hernia.
Mary — who wisely paid for his cable during that hospital visit — made her signature chicken-cutlet dish, which included a hint of parsley and onion.
Thomas was late to the fateful dinner, and sat down after Mary and her two kids had finished.
“He took a couple mouthfuls and said he had to use the bathroom. Then I heard, ‘Oh, no!’ and he came out of the bathroom, and his face was a little red. I looked at him, and he was just sitting there and he looked surprised.”
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The jerk deserved it.
Mary Hartman did this too. Well that some whiskey and seconals.
His famous last words were, “Golly, it tastes like chicken!”
Mary Hartman? Mary Hartman?
Do they suspect fowl play?
Yep! She accidentally drowned a drunk and drugged guy by putting a big bowl of chicken soup in front of him.
a rather bizarre story - and the writing is even worse.
(And Yes, I would expect ‘fowl play’ but justified fowl play. And if the law there couldn’t find him guilty of even manslaughter after deliberately throwing an object at his wife, killing her - how can they now turn around and charge the SIL with ANYthing. She just cooked him supper. As the son said - justice is done.)
I’m still not sure this isn’t “the Onion”
Winner winner, Chicken dinner!
So was the chicken served cold?
Mark
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