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[red-dawg]

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

[Sax]

[Sax]

[Rightly Biased]

A matching set...

I wonder if they have a similair set on thier steering wheels to blow so they can drive?

[sunny48]

All you need to know about bats! The newsletter from, "The Texas Gardener Seeds" said: Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals. Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, and bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are. Need another reason? Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal essential to the regeneration of forests. Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures. Here are three from the Bat Family... Sucker-footed Bat Red-Winged Fruit Bat Left-Winged Socialist Ding Bat If we could just train him to eat mosquitoes . . . or do SOMETHING useful!

[llevrok]

Years ago, one of my daughter's high school classmates committed suicide.

At the funeral, every one was obviously in shock and sad. The mother of the dead girl was doing her best to hold it together for her sake and all the girls who attended.

As she went from girl to girl, trying to comfort them, she came up to my daughter and her best friend (a blond, I might add) and said “Thank you for coming today, girls”. Our blond friend replied to the mom, “And you too”.

[sunny48]

13 simple steps to get you through a rough day,

Click for the rest. Too big to print. My favorites are 5 & 8

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[presently no screen name]

What’s wrong with them - they forgot to buckle up! :)

[unique1]

Question – Who was the first liberal Democrat? Answer -Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left there not knowing where he’d been and did it all on borrowed money.

[a fool in paradise]

Top 33 1/3!

[presently no screen name]

So Funny! THANKS!

Now I have to - out for a bit. (the dash don’t be silent)

[unique1]

[unique1]

The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children, dressed in their cute Easter outfits, to the front of the church and had them sit around him.

He said, “Today is Easter, and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we’re going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?”

One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor held the microphone in front of him and said, “Please, tell us what the resurrection is.”

The little boy, proud of himself because he knew the answer, said in a clear, loud voice “When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!”

It took a solid five minutes before the pastor could speak again.

[unique1]

[a fool in paradise]

One of these dorks is not like the other.

[unique1]

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.