Posted on 09/04/2012 4:47:02 AM PDT by SoothingDave
Condoms in assorted sizes and colors? That would be so appropriate that I’m surprised some enterprising cartoonist hasn’t used it...
Found a good use for the Billy Squier verse/earworm-I sent it to Nemesis in answer to the e-mail he sent today-I haven’t answered any of them since April...
Dang that’s a zinger....
It is fitting, I think.
No one can sit still through that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1sgCT7X2c
Did you hear this new song that just came out in PGH? ;-)
You realize that today you have outed yourself as not some kind of generic redneck hillbilly, but a Rege Cordic-referencing redneck hillbilly?
Course I've always heard a redneck won't use sheets on a bed and a hillbilly doesn't know what sheets are.
One of the most hard core redneck hate everybody guys in town thought he was joining the KKK but misunderstood and ended up in the AAA and went without a drink for months.
It was amazing. He gave up leisure suits and white patent leather shoes and became a human. Even learned to chew his Beechnut long cut without drooling and that isn't easy to do, even my second wife couldn't do it.
how au courant! ; )
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