‘Grandma not in heaven’ boy reports

Lark News ^

[Slings and Arrows]

Lark News is a humor site. This article of theirs is great!

[Revolting cat!]

My Canadian cousin’s husband (what does that him and me make us relationwise, I can never figure out?) underwent a brain surgery, fully recovered, and now sits at home staring at a screen, being over five-oh he’s unemployable, his wife, my cousin, works, she considers him an idiot and me a crazy gun happy American cowboy, as you can guess relations are strained, actually non-existent, anyway he says he was clinically dead during the surgery and during that time floated above the operating table observing the procedure and hearing the staff conversing (”Hell, nurse, we’re about to lose another socialized medicine sucker today. Would you like to come over for cocktails after this?”. No, just kidding! - Rc!), but how do we confirm his report?!

[Maudeen]

Even if it is, the subject ought to give pause for personal reflection if not the impetus to have a conversation with family members regarding their relationship with Jesus. . . before it is too late.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I liked the “Church For Jerks” article.

[Domestic Church]

Yes, there is a message - Grandma hasn’t made it yet and needs her family on earth to keep praying for her.

[stars & stripes forever]

The truth is: many Grandmas, Grandpas, mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers aren't in heaven because they did not believe in their heart and confess with their mouth that Jesus is Lord.

A survey was recently conducted in our community and over 74% of the citizens did not attend church. That is a sobering statistic.

[Slings and Arrows]

I don’t think that those reports can be confirmed or refuted. No way for a outsider to observe.

[Slings and Arrows]

Sounds like a growth demographic.

[MaryFromMichigan]

That is a great link!
Great way to start my morning!
:)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ironic, huh?

[mollynme]

I think this is the religious version of the Onion. Don’t think they are true.

I think you may be right. Their "God’s Word for You Today" is Isaiah 1:15b CEV: No matter how much you pray, I won’t listen.

[Slings and Arrows]

Glad you liked.

Hmmm, I sense a business opportunity...

[MaryFromMichigan]

Just read Facebragging Woman Builds Friends Character
Loved it!

[Slings and Arrows]

I think I know her.

[Nea Wood]

So true! A friend of mine recently posted on Facebook that her mother is ill. Christians responded that they would pray for her, and athiests said, “I will think positive thoughts.” What good do they think that will do? Why not just say, “I hope your mom gets better” if they don’t believe in praying?

[Biggirl]

Got to remember that as the boy gets older, his memories will fade on who he had seen in Heaven.