Posted on 09/10/2012 6:08:37 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
An artist's reconstruction of Homo antecessor, a hominid species that butchered and ate its own kind. A new study suggests the cannibalism was a form of territorial defense. Image: jlmaral/Flickr
(Before the invention of commas!)
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So you’re saying that Jeff Dahmer just didn’t like his neighbors.
"...you think you're going to have Jesuit today. That's fine by me. Nothing could be fairer than to treat your enemies this way. The laws of nature do indeed tell us to kill our neighbor, and this is the way people behave thoughout the world. If we ourselves do not exercise our right to eat our neighbor, that's because we've got better things to et. But you haven't the same resources as we have. Certainly it is better to eat one's enemies than to leave the fruits of one's victory for the rooks and the crows."
--Voltaire, Candide, ch. 16.
He liked them — served rare.
Now, jesuit a minute!
Strategy? "That'll teach the lil' bastids to stomp around in the garden!"
Somebody translate this into spanish and print up pamphlets to drop along the border.
Sure...it was territory...that’s it...NOT that they were hungry and the kids were easy prey...nah...THAT couldn’t be it.
Ug, hey little girl.
Want berry?
“Get off my lawn...uh...on SECOND thought...c’mere, kids...
Apparently Hansel and Gretel is a far older story than I realized.
Cabeza de Vaca was shipwrecked on the Texas coast in 1528 and spent several years among the Indians of that area. He tells of two tribes, Marianes and Yguaces, who killed all their girl babies and gave them to dogs to eat. Their reasoning was that it was bad to marry their own kin, and if they gave their daughters to other tribes they would bear children and cause their enemies to multiply (since all the other tribes were their enemies). They obtained wives by buying them from other tribes.
A modest proposal...
Intifadians.
Indeed...the same thought occurred to me; the fear of our children being taken and eaten by strangers is probably as old as our species...and even—as illustrated here—older.
What he described was a a brutal insurance against inbreeding...almost all tribal societies merely have the young women leave the village. It has been theorized by evolutionary biologists that the reason teenage girls are so at odds with their mothers is a remnant of one way to ensure out-migration of the women. Another point is this: when a young adult lives at home, it's usually the son and not the daughter.
Or perhaps they were just hungry.
Famine and the accompanying cannibalism were not uncommon in pre-industrial Europe.
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