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As long as they love each other...
1 posted on 09/17/2012 11:47:50 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Good thing they are not Jewish. I would be really hard for “him” to break that glass...


2 posted on 09/17/2012 11:48:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Are they the same sex?

(yes I know about hermaphroditic creatures)


3 posted on 09/17/2012 11:57:57 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: nickcarraway; Anoreth; Monkey Face

Animal kingdom weirdness and soil science.


4 posted on 09/17/2012 11:58:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: nickcarraway

At least they will be able to worm their way out of the marriage if they need to.


6 posted on 09/17/2012 12:02:09 PM PDT by TonyM
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To: nickcarraway
Yum...earthworms...the other, other red meat.
7 posted on 09/17/2012 12:03:43 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me)
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To: nickcarraway

The bride is registered at “Harry’s Mulch and Topsoil.”


10 posted on 09/17/2012 12:08:19 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: nickcarraway

Did they eat them after the ceremony?


14 posted on 09/17/2012 12:21:42 PM PDT by SouthDixie (The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
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To: nickcarraway
The worms arrived Sunday at Takang Park in Tainan city inside a traditional wedding sedan draped in red cloth to "tie the knot with the soil of the park"

Takang it to the absurd…

19 posted on 09/17/2012 12:43:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Raising Awormness)
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To: nickcarraway

Worm's gotta marry too!

20 posted on 09/17/2012 12:46:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: nickcarraway
Seventy “lucky earthworms” have been married off in an elaborate wedding ritual in south Taiwan

must have been the final big ceremony...so big it killed the Celebrant...Sun Myung Moon

you cant make this stuff up....

.....but I just did.

23 posted on 09/17/2012 1:15:40 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: nickcarraway

I heard it was actually only 69 worms. One married it’s own rear end.


24 posted on 09/17/2012 1:20:56 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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