He’s as useless as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Stronger than an acre of garlic
Slicker than a bucket of eels
hotter than a $2 pistol
f—d like a tied up goat
f—d like a tied up goat
One from an old friend: “More F***ed up than a soup sandwich in a rainstorm”
f—d like a tied up goat
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Islamic?