[gattaca]

Recession shrimp cocktail.

Blanch cauliflower. Mix catsup and horseradish with lemon juice. Dip cauliflower in sauce. No need to cook anything ‘cause you won’t be able to afford electricity.

[piasa]

On special days if you can afford it you can add a splash of Worchestershire sauce to that recipe and on the rare holiday treat your self and add a few drops of tobasco!

If you've been rendered too poor to get tobasco you can inspect the sidewalks around a Taco Bell for a spare packet of their sauce. [Not as good but we can't be picky, can we?]