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Yes, this is URGENT (Cranky, Hilarious Zero-Biden 2012 Email)
0bama for America | 10/10/2012 | Rufus Gifford

Posted on 10/10/2012 11:15:56 AM PDT by mojito

Friend --

If you want to wake up on November 7th to four more years of President Obama, and not the alternative, then chip in $5 or more today -- that's just $1.25 for each week we have left.

The bottom line is that we're running out of time to get our organization where it needs to be for the final push -- and make-or-break budget decisions are coming up at the end of this week. And, according to our records associated with this email address, you haven't donated to this campaign yet, so, if you've been waiting for the right moment, that time is now.

We have a rapidly shrinking window to hire those last few organizers, open those last few offices in states like Florida and Colorado, and recruit the volunteers who will determine how many voters we reach in those all-important final days before November 6th.

So ... yeah. This is URGENT. It's time for you to step up.

You've waited until the last month to own a piece of this campaign. Don't wait any longer -- your donation is needed right now:

Thanks. You're great.

Rufus

Rufus Gifford National Finance Director Obama for America


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; loser; obama
The smell of desperation.
1 posted on 10/10/2012 11:16:01 AM PDT by mojito
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To: mojito
If you want to wake up on November 7th to four more years of President Obama, and not the alternative, then chip in $5 or more today -- that's just $1.25 for each week we have left. The bottom line is that we're running out of time to get our organization where it needs to be for the final push -- and make-or-break budget decisions are coming up at the end of this week.

Why not just pass another stimulus bill?

2 posted on 10/10/2012 11:23:19 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: mojito

What’s their method of donating? Is it something with a fee? Can I donate $.01 and invoke a $.03 fee on the campaign? That’d be a worthy donation.


3 posted on 10/10/2012 11:26:40 AM PDT by verum ago (Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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To: verum ago

I deleted the link from the post, but here it is if you’re so inclined:

https://contribute.barackobama.com/donation/big-decisions/10/ofa.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=obama&utm_content=httpsdonatebarackobamacomFourWeeks&utm_campaign=em12_20121009_ofa_nd&source=em12_20121009_ofa_nd&amounts=15%7C35%7C50%7C100%7C250%7C500%7C1000


4 posted on 10/10/2012 11:32:26 AM PDT by mojito (Zero, our Nero.)
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To: mojito

Hmmm. It has a $3 minimum. Oh well. Long shot anyway.


5 posted on 10/10/2012 11:34:27 AM PDT by verum ago (Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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To: mojito
a Jewish buddy of mine sent me this email he received:

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE OBAMA RE-ELECTION COMMITTEE

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6 posted on 10/10/2012 11:43:20 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: mojito

“According to our records ... you haven’t donated yet”

And we know where you live. Nice house, be a shame if anything happened to it ...


7 posted on 10/10/2012 11:49:05 AM PDT by tanknetter
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To: mojito

Dear: Arse whole

From: Ann Marie Habershaw

Listen up:

It’s a close race, and you hold the power here. According to our records associated with this exact email address:

— Your supporter ID is: XPN456CVBD (Not real)
— Most recent donation: $0
— Total amount donated in 2012: $0

It looks like you haven’t given yet. That may be because you gave using a different email address than you’re using now — if we’ve got this wrong, I apologize.

But if you indeed have not yet given, there’s still time. Just not very much — this Friday is one of our last opportunities to plan for the final weeks of this campaign.


8 posted on 10/10/2012 11:55:04 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: mojito

I got this one today

Alisa —

This week, we need to make some of the last, tough choices about what the final push of this grassroots organization will look like — where we can compete and how fiercely.

It’s a close race, and you hold the power here. According to our records associated with this exact email address:

— Your supporter ID is: 1071509
— Most recent donation: $0
— Total amount donated in 2012: $0

It looks like you haven’t given yet. That may be because you gave using a different email address than you’re using now — if we’ve got this wrong, I apologize.

But if you indeed have not yet given, there’s still time. Just not very much — this Friday is one of our last opportunities to plan for the final weeks of this campaign.

Can you give $5 or more today ahead of this Friday’s big budget deadline? That’s just 19 cents for each day we have left.

We’re looking at what we have in the bank by Friday at midnight in order to determine how many more offices we can open, how many new field organizers we can hire, and how fiercely we can compete in critical battleground states.

As we face these difficult decisions, the President needs your support if we’re going win.

Chip in $5 or more now, before the big budget deadline:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Decisions

Thanks,

Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama for America

P.S. — A little perspective. If we win this election, ordinary Americans will have sent a powerful message to outside groups and special interests: We’ve got this.


9 posted on 10/10/2012 11:59:23 AM PDT by alisasny (If you cant afford 10 bucks per month to save your own daughters ovary then vote OBAMA.)
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To: mojito

I got this one today

Alisa —

This week, we need to make some of the last, tough choices about what the final push of this grassroots organization will look like — where we can compete and how fiercely.

It’s a close race, and you hold the power here. According to our records associated with this exact email address:

— Your supporter ID is: 1071509
— Most recent donation: $0
— Total amount donated in 2012: $0

It looks like you haven’t given yet. That may be because you gave using a different email address than you’re using now — if we’ve got this wrong, I apologize.

But if you indeed have not yet given, there’s still time. Just not very much — this Friday is one of our last opportunities to plan for the final weeks of this campaign.

Can you give $5 or more today ahead of this Friday’s big budget deadline? That’s just 19 cents for each day we have left.

We’re looking at what we have in the bank by Friday at midnight in order to determine how many more offices we can open, how many new field organizers we can hire, and how fiercely we can compete in critical battleground states.

As we face these difficult decisions, the President needs your support if we’re going win.

Chip in $5 or more now, before the big budget deadline:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Decisions

Thanks,

Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama for America

P.S. — A little perspective. If we win this election, ordinary Americans will have sent a powerful message to outside groups and special interests: We’ve got this.


10 posted on 10/10/2012 11:59:44 AM PDT by alisasny (If you cant afford 10 bucks per month to save your own daughters ovary then vote OBAMA.)
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To: mojito

Dear Rufus Gifford,

Please send your request to me with a prepaid envelope to make my donation. It will be much more than $5.00.

I will be scooping my dog poop in the back yard today and I am sure you will enjoy.


11 posted on 10/10/2012 11:59:44 AM PDT by hadaclueonce (you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
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To: mojito

I want to step up! I just want them to pay the postage.


12 posted on 10/10/2012 12:00:54 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
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To: listenhillary

Is that an email you received?

It’s even crankier than mine. LOL.


13 posted on 10/10/2012 12:02:35 PM PDT by mojito (Zero, our Nero.)
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To: alisasny
I wonder how many FReepers are clogging up the Zero-Biden email lists?

Seems like an awful lot.

Hysterical.

14 posted on 10/10/2012 12:05:56 PM PDT by mojito (Zero, our Nero.)
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To: mojito

I signed up in 07!


15 posted on 10/10/2012 12:07:31 PM PDT by alisasny (If you cant afford 10 bucks per month to save your own daughters ovary then vote OBAMA.)
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To: mojito

Rufus the dufus.


16 posted on 10/10/2012 12:10:00 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: mojito

I hid my name they have on file and contributor number as I didn’t want to tip my hand yet.

Yeah, they’re getting cranky.


17 posted on 10/10/2012 12:16:18 PM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: mojito
I wonder how many FReepers are clogging up the Zero-Biden email lists?

Yeah, I get all these emails, too. And then I write a polite (usually), but sarcastic reply. In this case I sent them the link to the frontpagemagazine article on Obama's 1.76 mystery donors and told them to ask one of them. Goes nowhere I am sure, but hey, I feel better after venting. And if it does some clogging, I won't lose any sleep.

18 posted on 10/10/2012 12:17:05 PM PDT by newheart (The greatest trick the left ever pulled was convincing the world it was not a religion.)
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To: mojito

Here’s what I got:

Friend —

This week, we need to make some of the last, tough choices about what the final push of this grassroots organization will look like — where we can compete and how fiercely.

It’s a close race, and you hold the power here. According to our records associated with this exact email address:

— Your supporter ID is: 1014944205
— Most recent donation: $0
— Total amount donated in 2012: $0

It looks like you haven’t given yet. That may be because you gave using a different email address than you’re using now — if we’ve got this wrong, I apologize.

But if you indeed have not yet given, there’s still time. Just not very much — this Friday is one of our last opportunities to plan for the final weeks of this campaign.

Can you give $5 or more today ahead of this Friday’s big budget deadline? That’s just 19 cents for each day we have left.

We’re looking at what we have in the bank by Friday at midnight in order to determine how many more offices we can open, how many new field organizers we can hire, and how fiercely we can compete in critical battleground states.

As we face these difficult decisions, the President needs your support if we’re going win.

Chip in $5 or more now, before the big budget deadline:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Decisions

Thanks,

Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama for America

P.S. — A little perspective. If we win this election, ordinary Americans will have sent a powerful message to outside groups and special interests: We’ve got this.


19 posted on 10/10/2012 12:18:06 PM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: alisasny

I got that one also. I love the “if you donated with another email” part.


20 posted on 10/10/2012 12:30:53 PM PDT by matt04
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To: God luvs America
Important message to President Obama:

מנא ,מנא, תקל, ופרסין

21 posted on 10/10/2012 1:12:18 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Kafka in the throes of a demonic possession could not have come up with the "tuck rule".)
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