Posted on 10/17/2012 11:32:05 AM PDT by Windflier
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does, it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.
I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
Great ad!
So funny and can fit more than one manure spreader to
Lousy cheap imports.
BINGO!
Obama reelection campaign will want to buy this, he has only three more weeks to spread his...they should know however, it is only designed for its intended purpose, it will not spread hope and change.
That manure spreader looks like a perfect fit for an golf course. In fact - I bet it’s been on more golf courses than Tiger Wooods.
I'll betcha it's also had more lube jobs than Larry Sinclair.
He is not reduced to flat out lying to try to get votes, he has been doing that all along. Likely he was lying long before he even became a politician, he is just TOO good at it to not have a lifetime of practice.
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