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Craig's List Ad [Funny, but true!]
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Posted on 10/17/2012 11:32:05 AM PDT by Windflier

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC )


Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree.

Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does, it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.

I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: election2012; obamanure

1 posted on 10/17/2012 11:32:08 AM PDT by Windflier
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To: Windflier

Great ad!


2 posted on 10/17/2012 11:36:29 AM PDT by Randy Larsen (Aim small, Miss small.)
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To: Windflier

So funny and can fit more than one manure spreader to


3 posted on 10/17/2012 11:38:17 AM PDT by munin
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To: Windflier

Lousy cheap imports.


5 posted on 10/17/2012 12:34:10 PM PDT by dangus
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To: F15Eagle
I’ll bet that vehicle had a documentable origin, and perhaps even paper documentation for transfer of ownership.

BINGO!

6 posted on 10/17/2012 12:49:26 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier

Obama reelection campaign will want to buy this, he has only three more weeks to spread his...they should know however, it is only designed for its intended purpose, it will not spread hope and change.


7 posted on 10/17/2012 1:08:37 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Windflier

That manure spreader looks like a perfect fit for an golf course. In fact - I bet it’s been on more golf courses than Tiger Wooods.


8 posted on 10/17/2012 1:40:37 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I bet it’s been on more golf courses than Tiger Wooods.

I'll betcha it's also had more lube jobs than Larry Sinclair.

9 posted on 10/17/2012 5:10:38 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: PoloSec
Funny, how at the eleventh hour, the Obama campaign has been reduced to simply flat-out lying in order to get votes. The man doesn't have a single positive to run on.

Introducing: The 2012 Obamamobile Sedan Deluxe!


10 posted on 10/17/2012 5:45:13 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier

He is not reduced to flat out lying to try to get votes, he has been doing that all along. Likely he was lying long before he even became a politician, he is just TOO good at it to not have a lifetime of practice.


11 posted on 10/17/2012 5:55:44 PM PDT by Tammy8 (~Secure the border and deport all illegals- do it now! ~ Support our Troops!~)
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