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Posted on 10/19/2012 5:36:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: ArGee
Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, "You can not do this to me ? I am a U. S. Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
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posted on
10/19/2012 6:56:11 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: Lucky9teen
Green pill. Science said that one day man will be able to fly. Here is the opportunity. It is the safest of them all since it doesn’t change society.
Plus it would make my commute easier.
To: Lucky9teen
I heard Eliot Spitzer wants to know if the binders cost extra.
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posted on
10/19/2012 6:58:27 AM PDT
by
Rainbow Rising
(Hey hey, ho ho, in 2012 Obama's got to go!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: RandallFlagg
The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.
Wife: Windows frozen.
Husband: Pour some warm water over them.
(pause)
Wife: Computer's completely screwed up now.
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:02:38 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: Lucky9teen
Comedians in Chief
- When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer “present” or “not guilty”. Teddy Roosevelt.
- One day, first Lady Eleanor Roosevelt visited a penitentiary. When FDR asked where she was, he was told, “She’s in prison.” “I’m not surprised” Roosevelt responded. “But what for?” Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
- “I don’t know whether it’s the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system.” Bill Clinton on the White House.
- “My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” Jimmy Carter
- “If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read “President Can’t Swim”. Lyndon Johnson
- During a state visit to Great Britain, President Ronald Reagan purportedly went horseback riding with Queen Elizabeth. At one point, one of the horses passed gas quite loudly. The queen apologized, saying, “there are some things even royalty can’t control.” Reagan replied, “I’m glad you told me, or I would have thought it was the horse.” Ronald Reagan
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:05:37 AM PDT
by
sockhead
(Socialism: trickle up poverty.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:18:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(They're rioting in Africa. La-lala-lala-la-la. They're starving in Spain. La-lala-lala-la....)
To: workerbee
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:25:57 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
To: Monkey Face
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:34:31 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: workerbee
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:42:40 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:46:28 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:47:30 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:52:50 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:53:58 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: baddog 219
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:56:05 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: red-dawg
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:57:13 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
10/19/2012 7:59:49 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
Happy Birthday, Chuck.
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posted on
10/19/2012 8:05:04 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
To: BenLurkin
Am I the only one not seeing some of the posts/pics - they come up blank?
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posted on
10/19/2012 8:20:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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