Come to think of it, why should Jeff Foxworthy have all the fun?
I feel a new silliness theme coming on.
Let’s give it a try.
If you try to borrow a $20 from the waiter in order to pay your $16 dinner tab, you might be a democrat politician.
If you ask the men you meet about the economy, but the women you meet if they have enough birth control, you might be a democrat politician.