[arderkrag]

I am thinking....maybe... lobster, homemade mashed potatoes with truffle oil, a salad with some blue cheese sprinkle thingeys and my mother-in-law’s homemade poundcake- all served in a hot pink or bright orange melanine school cafeteria lunch tray I recently bought- in honor of the First Fata$$ and her policies that leave American children malnourished and hungry.

FIRST LADY FAT CAKES DOES NOT APPROVE.

[Secret Agent Man]

That looks like somebody took drapes and made them into a dress.

“I saw it hangin in the window, and just had to have it.” /carol burnett scarlett ohara gone with the wind skit