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The October "Surprise" (or nightmare if you're Romney)

Posted on 10/28/2012 2:16:56 PM PDT by NKP_Vet

The October "Surprise" will be the storm knocking the hell out of the East Coast and Kenyan communist calling a national press conference to say he is suspending his campaign to concentrate on relief efforts. He'll declare a natural disaster in ten states or more and say anyone that has lost anything in the storm will be reimbursed by the Federal government. All the media will hail him as a great and compassionate leader and the polls will be tied a day before the election or the Kenyan will actually be leading going into election day. The worthless bastard will milk the natural disaster for all it's worth. The Libya massacre of four Americans will not be mentioned this week, it's all about the storm and what a great leader this dunce is and how America is so lucky to have in charge.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: hurricanesandy; reallysatire
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1 posted on 10/28/2012 2:17:00 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
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To: NKP_Vet

Step away from the keyboard, and switch to decaf.


2 posted on 10/28/2012 2:20:44 PM PDT by CWW (Pray for God's Protection!)
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Only problem is other than NH, all blue states will get smacked. NC and VA should escape worse. Omen from above says liberals deserve the wrath of the weather gods


3 posted on 10/28/2012 2:20:46 PM PDT by barryobi
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To: NKP_Vet

Your concern has been noted.


4 posted on 10/28/2012 2:21:47 PM PDT by REDWOOD99 ("Everyone should pay taxes. Everyone should pay the same rate.)
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To: NKP_Vet

“Gee how can we grab defeat from the jaws of victory today?”

WHAT AN IDIOT LOSER!


5 posted on 10/28/2012 2:22:20 PM PDT by AmericaUnited
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To: NKP_Vet

I thought Carl Rove had the weather machine?


6 posted on 10/28/2012 2:23:39 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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Were all gonna die We are all gonna die./S

There sure are a lot of paranoid groups in this country.

7 posted on 10/28/2012 2:24:16 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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I think Obama could convince more people if he goes on TV and waves his hands saying “Be Gone!”

And, lo, and behold, Sandy changes her track to go out to sea, and thus untold damage could be avoided.

I still won’t vote for him for 2nd term POTUS, but I’ll nominate him for sainthood for the ‘miracle’.


8 posted on 10/28/2012 2:33:12 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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Sunday + bored nutcases = FR conspiracy thread.


9 posted on 10/28/2012 2:34:31 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: ThomasThomas

Obama had the Black Panthers steal it.


10 posted on 10/28/2012 2:34:36 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (cat dog, cat dog, alone in the world is a little cat dog)
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To: Sir Napsalot

I think the saint has to be gone to heaven before the miracle counts?


11 posted on 10/28/2012 2:35:56 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (cat dog, cat dog, alone in the world is a little cat dog)
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12 posted on 10/28/2012 2:40:48 PM PDT by Bratch
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They had some bad nor’easters in MA while he was Governor. Mitt claims to have done will with storm relief at the time and has video to demonstrate that. And he’s actually personally rescued people via boat and jet ski, more than once. Whereas Zero thinks of high waves as good surfing. If Obama goes there Mitt will win, again.


13 posted on 10/28/2012 2:41:13 PM PDT by JohnBovenmyer (Obama been Liberal. Hope Change!)
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To: NKP_Vet

LOL. Tinfoil hat time.


14 posted on 10/28/2012 2:41:32 PM PDT by kabar
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To: JohnBovenmyer

make that done ‘well.’


15 posted on 10/28/2012 2:44:58 PM PDT by JohnBovenmyer (Obama been Liberal. Hope Change!)
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16 posted on 10/28/2012 2:45:54 PM PDT by 1035rep
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Deep blue states most effected. Their vote totals and percentages just don’t matter. NH Republicans will vote against Obama no matter what.

Maybe God is weighing in on the DNC convention vote.


17 posted on 10/28/2012 2:46:50 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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All hope lost, there is not difference between "its" and "it's"!


18 posted on 10/28/2012 2:47:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: NKP_Vet

even that won’t help him


19 posted on 10/28/2012 2:49:00 PM PDT by zwerni (this isn't gonna be good for business)
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To: NKP_Vet

Seriously, thanks for the laughs!


20 posted on 10/28/2012 2:49:45 PM PDT by 1035rep
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