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Random Saturday Musings.....
Nov 3, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 11/03/2012 6:57:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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Just some random stuff I've either seen or created, to amuse you a little on this Saturday morning...
1 posted on 11/03/2012 6:57:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..

Some random, mildly amusing thoughts to help you through the stressful election season.


2 posted on 11/03/2012 7:00:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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Thank You Laz. That was Great stuff!
3 posted on 11/03/2012 7:10:56 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thank you, Laz! I laughed and boy... did I need a good laugh today. It is probably just me but I feel very tense and stressed about this election. In my entire life.. I’ve never felt this intense. You’re a doll! Hugs, Mom


4 posted on 11/03/2012 7:12:16 AM PDT by momtothree
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5 posted on 11/03/2012 7:20:24 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: momtothree
did I need a good laugh today. It is probably just me but I feel very tense and stressed about this election. In my entire life.. I’ve never felt this intense.

It's not just you.

Thusly, my post.

You’re a doll! Hugs, Mom

:)

6 posted on 11/03/2012 7:25:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: bigheadfred

Ha!


7 posted on 11/03/2012 7:25:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Glad you enjoyed!


8 posted on 11/03/2012 7:27:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well that’s certainly random. Cheers!


9 posted on 11/03/2012 7:28:46 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: Lazamataz

When you buy coffee beans, don’t forget to grind them up before you make coffee.

I just thought it was an extra coarse grind...


10 posted on 11/03/2012 7:33:04 AM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: Lazamataz
Confucius say . . .

You could bludgeon somebody to death with that fortune cookie. Thanks, Laz.

11 posted on 11/03/2012 7:34:08 AM PDT by Scoutmaster
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Q) How many Ritalin Kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) LET’S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!


12 posted on 11/03/2012 7:36:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Confucius is wordy.


13 posted on 11/03/2012 7:37:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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Speaking of tourniquets, I always asked at our mandatory first aid classes what did you use in the cast of a traumatic amputation?
14 posted on 11/03/2012 7:39:52 AM PDT by Little Bill (A)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks. You have an excellent creative mind... “...And then I remembered I had a pole and...”


15 posted on 11/03/2012 7:40:45 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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"Now I want to make sure you good folks here in . . . here in this state . . .
get yourselves on a proper time schedule, so that you'll be on time to vote
on . . . to vote next week! So remember, tonight, before you go to bed, be
sure to set your clocks one hour . . . forward! FORWARD!"

16 posted on 11/03/2012 7:45:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Smirkin' Joe Crazier and the Biden Bounce.)
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Thanks Laz!

We’re going to relieve some of our election stress today by voting. (Last day of in-person early voting in Iowa. Mitt asked us to do it.)


17 posted on 11/03/2012 7:52:42 AM PDT by 2111USMC (aim small, miss small)
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To: Charles Henrickson

HA! I like it!


18 posted on 11/03/2012 7:53:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: King Moonracer

Thank you, kind sir!


19 posted on 11/03/2012 7:54:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Little Bill

So what DO you do in the case of traumatic amputation?


20 posted on 11/03/2012 7:55:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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