Random Saturday Musings.....

Nov 3, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Manic_Episode]

FReeping from my deer stand just seems kind of wrong.

[meyer]

Thanks for the ping, Laz!

Heading out now to get me some new tires.... :-)

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Aren’t all amputations rather traumatic?

[Little Bill]

Use a tourniquet. Stop the bleeding, treat for shock, people have only so much blood.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL - bttt

[Delta 21]

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore".

No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more sharing a bottle of wine, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick.

This is true for marriage.....And old cars... And children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special.. And so, we keep them close!

Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know how you really feel? The important thing is to let every one of your friends know your true feelings, even if you think they don't love you back.

So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow......

Please vote against that a$$hole Obama!

[Disambiguator]

I’m all for a “Saturday Silliness” thread each week. :^)

[SCalGal]

Perfect for a Saturday morning. Thanks, Laz.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

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[Scoutmaster]

So what DO you do in the case of traumatic amputation?

I scream in agony as quickly as I can; timing is important. I've found that once I'm in shock I'm frequently unable to scream.

Laz? Have you ever wondered if we got the Evil Obama and in some parallel universe there's a Good Obama with opposable ears who fights crime?

[ssschev]

Good post Laz
you “Hit It”.

[Donkey Odious]

Tavis Frowny....hahahahaha.

Thanks, Laz!!

[Lazamataz]

Glad you enjoyed! :)

[Lazamataz]

LOL thanks...

[Lazamataz]

Thanks for your kind words!

[luvie]

Well, I feel better now! :)

[doorgunner69]

My youngest cat loves to get my attention, then lead me to whatever it is he wants me to see. It is usually his food bowl with sufficient food in it. I point this out, he eats for a bit.

A while later, he repeats his demand that I come see what he has to show me.

I suspect I am being trained........

[outofsalt]

“So what DO you do in the case of traumatic amputation?”

You’ll need a prosthetic but, they cost an arm and a leg!

[Lazamataz]

Cats are clever.

And evil.

Diabolical, I suppose.

[Lazamataz]

I was told I was to be decapitated.

I just about lost my mind!