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The Sourtoe: A cocktail garnished with a human toe
The Week ^ | 11/5/12

Posted on 11/20/2012 8:48:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows
Geez....what to do? I've been saving up enough for a fuzzy navel. Now this! Geesh!


21 posted on 11/20/2012 11:22:27 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Daffynition

You can always sweeten your morning toast with toejam.


22 posted on 11/20/2012 11:45:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Is this some sick joke?

Where are all the *toes* coming from? The PNW?

23 posted on 11/21/2012 12:49:02 AM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes, but do they also have Ice-Worm Cocktails?

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One of my all time favorite poems.


24 posted on 11/21/2012 2:48:46 AM PST by Portcall24
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To: Charles Henrickson

#%#$ing amateurs


25 posted on 11/21/2012 7:19:40 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Slings and Arrows

I want to go and have one but my car is broken. I’ll take a tow truck! (Or should that be a toe truck?)


26 posted on 11/21/2012 3:33:09 PM PST by synbad600
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

For deliveries they use a toe truck.


27 posted on 11/22/2012 6:51:08 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs


28 posted on 11/22/2012 6:58:06 PM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2016: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: RichInOC
The band is as good as the drink.
29 posted on 11/22/2012 7:25:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Go stand in the corner!


30 posted on 11/22/2012 7:29:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL; Slings and Arrows

Maybe some folks can grow new toes like a lizard grows a new tail.

Come to think of it, do the toes wiggle around like a lizards tail? (^;


31 posted on 11/22/2012 8:19:04 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Clay Moore

Experiment!


32 posted on 11/22/2012 8:45:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Clay Moore

Because toes would be at the top of my list for making regrow... not really


33 posted on 11/22/2012 11:53:03 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A friend of mine made that a stop on his Northern flying tour. He specifically went to that bar and had the Sourtoe. In order to get the certificate, the toe MUST touch your lips.


34 posted on 11/24/2012 3:20:21 PM PST by AntiKev ("Within the strangest people, truth can find the strangest home." - Great Big Sea - Company of Fools)
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To: AntiKev

Don’t think I’m putting this one on my bucket list.


35 posted on 11/24/2012 4:53:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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