[Marcella]

“I’m not going digging through the dirty clothes for pants.”

Maybe you could keep a clean pair handy?

Redcitizen, see why I said don’t ask what he wears in summer?

[JRandomFreeper]

Hey, I just put up Christmas lights. The wad of them that hangs from a hook on the front porch.

There's only so much civilization that some men can take. ;)

/johnny

[Redcitizen]

Maybe Johnny could keep a clean pair of jeans behind a wall mounted glass cabinet with instructions to “break glass in case of emergency” ?? But of course I could see myself in your shoes in an emergency. I commend you on your helping your neighbor in a crisis.

Marcella, I see what you mean. =)
One time I teased Johnny about his pants were up a flagpole and on fire; not really knowing I was close to the truth.