[shibumi]

The thief got off on the wrong foot.

He found out later he was a foot short.

Who’s going to foot the bill?

If he stole all these right shoes, what’s left?

[shibumi]

"Because the shoes are all for the right foot and thus have no street value,..."

Obviously they have overlooked the huge black market in amputee footwear.

[Liberty Valance]

I think we’ve found the culprit ...
http://bitsandpieces.us/2011/02/02/right-foot-only-club/

[skeeter]

Thats alot of money.

Every Flatfoot & gumshoe in town ought to be out pounding the pavement.

[Doogle]

"..police searching for a centipede walking in circles"

[Mr. K]

it amazes me how STUPID most criminals are

How they will spend more time and effort to steal something when they would make more money if they worked for that same amount of time anmd effort

and i think someone who steals should be charged for the FULL REPLACEMENT value- i have seen idiot morons steal $100 worth of copper pipes, but do $10,000 worth of damage to tear it out.

[Gil4]

Suspect:

[BatGuano]

Could the culprit be a one legged transvestite?
Just wondering.

[PAR35]

Do they specialize in men who wear dresses?