“You can clear a whole table in the school cafeteria by pulling a whole smoked squirrel out of your lunch bag and proceed to eat it! People get freaked out when you eat an animal while the head is still on it, even if it is just a fish.”
Want to really clear a table while eating a squirrel? Suck the brains out. Sends them running every time
“Want to really clear a table while eating a squirrel? Suck the brains out. Sends them running every time”
Was drinking with a friend at a local tavern when a group of university students stopped in. They though they were cool as they were swallowing gold fish.
My buddy took one and told them they were doing it wrong. He chewed it up and spit out the tail. Thought they were going to puke. By the way, goldfish are really bitter when you chew them up whole.