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Man burns his head after mistaking iron for phone
telegraph ^ | 12-12-12 | Matthew Day

Posted on 12/12/2012 2:03:29 PM PST by TurboZamboni

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To: TurboZamboni
the rise of 0 scares me -- I'm 34 and to me it seems incredible that people of my age or younger would want to turn our country into a communist state. Come on -- I've travelled to China and India and the middle east and now eastern europe and I see how they are turning their backs on the failed policies of socialism. Why would we choose those same failed policies????

It makes no sense at all -- communism has failed, socialism has failed -- they've failed so badly people are turning from them. The quality of life in these places has completely changed from 1990 to 2012

What madness can make an electorate follow failed policies?

61 posted on 12/12/2012 9:06:46 PM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: Slings and Arrows
They weren't called *sad-irons* fer nothin'.


62 posted on 12/12/2012 9:23:22 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: TurboZamboni

Arrest the liquor store clerk for selling booze to an obvious drunk!!!!


64 posted on 12/12/2012 9:42:44 PM PST by dalereed
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To: Revolting cat!

My ex once got too inebriated and passed out on the couch..the house phone rang and in his stupor he grabbed and answered a Coors beer can. Right there in front of the whole family who had just walked in the door to visit for Christmas. Good times.....we still laugh at him!


65 posted on 12/12/2012 10:04:30 PM PST by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: Daffynition
More sad iron.


66 posted on 12/12/2012 10:08:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tzar

Just one little wrinkle in that theory...


67 posted on 12/12/2012 10:10:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL


68 posted on 12/12/2012 10:11:05 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Slings and Arrows
I feel demotivated. Let's liven up the partaaay.:(


69 posted on 12/12/2012 11:01:35 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Joe 6-pack
The phone lines were burning up!

probably having a streamy conversation

70 posted on 12/13/2012 7:25:53 AM PST by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Too funny!!


71 posted on 12/13/2012 7:27:53 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Witty saying goes here...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This sounds like the type of thing that I might do...


72 posted on 12/13/2012 8:08:32 AM PST by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: TruthWillWin

I have done things like this without beer making its appearance on the scene. Perhaps I am very easily distracted, or let my body work on autopilot too much...


73 posted on 12/13/2012 8:11:00 AM PST by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: AFPhys

Yes, we have all done dumb things. This one however is a few steps above my “dumb things”
pay grade.


74 posted on 12/13/2012 8:36:55 AM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Cronos

Do you perchance know the term equivalent to “Polack” for Germans? I have been casting around for it, but keep failing.


75 posted on 12/13/2012 9:10:20 AM PST by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
I have never made that mistake although I did wind up with some dog doo in my ear once.


76 posted on 12/13/2012 10:39:31 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
I suspect that the man in this news item was ironing his hair and too embarrassed to disclose to the press what really happened.


77 posted on 12/13/2012 10:45:23 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: TheRightGuy

Do you think he kept a straight face?


78 posted on 12/13/2012 10:48:48 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: TurboZamboni

He was calling the National Burn Center Hotline.


79 posted on 12/13/2012 5:47:18 PM PST by Redcitizen (.)
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To: AFPhys
unfortunately the Germans have a lot of bad terms to call them -- Hun, Fritz, Heinies, Kraut, Boche (in French "cabbage-head")

In Polish I was amused to find out that the word for Germany: Niemcy and the word for a German: Niemiec are derived from the word nem meaning "mute" -- its similar in other Slavic languages -- presumably the early Slavs came upon the Germans saying "ach, die zu" and went "Eh? What are you saying? are you unable to speak?" :-P

80 posted on 12/13/2012 7:56:02 PM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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