New York Village looks to Contraceptive to Control Deer Population

Associated Press via Fox News ^ | 12/13/2012 | Associated Press

[bobo1]

That was funny. Now you made me imagine it.

bobo

[woodbutcher1963]

Actually, on Long Island they bring in archery hunters to cull the deer population because it has grown so much in the densely populated suburbs where there are not any predators(eastern coyote) and houses are too close together(500’) to shoot guns.

[Still Thinking]

Geez I hope they post YouTube videos of the social workers trying to chase down the bucks and put the rubbers on them. See, I knew all those condom-application classes wouldn’t go to waste!

[Rodamala]

I saw "New York", "Village", and "Contraceptive" and immediately was thinking Greenwich Village... thinking the headline was "New York Village looks to Contraceptive to Control Queer Population"... which didn't make too much sense...

[wbill]

I can think of a pretty good way to control the deer population. Cheap. Easy. Heck, you likely could get someone to pay for the priviledge.

[Ellendra]

I was thinking venison bacon, myself. With a few sausages and roasts for good measure.

[Darren McCarty]

AHHHahahahahaha. Citiots.

You be the one to tell an angry buck in rut that he can't get any action. Those antlers aren't for decoration.

The solution for suburban deer causing problems. Bows. Arrows.