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The Americans With No Abilities Act
Posted on 12/28/2012 5:29:03 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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Received this by email. Since it was on the Interweb, it must be true.;-)
What a great piece of legislation for those states legalizing marijuana!
To: RoosterRedux
Have we considered awarding of grants by the Ministry of Silly Walks?
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:34:24 AM PST
by
QBFimi
(When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
To: RoosterRedux
What took so long!
Hilarious!
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:36:06 AM PST
by
samsmom
To: RoosterRedux
Americans With No Abilities = Democrats
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:36:49 AM PST
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: samsmom
It certainly is a thought solution to the problem of unemployment.
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:38:23 AM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(He will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats)
To: samsmom
Ahem...
It certainly is a thoughtful solution to the problem of unemployment.
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:40:07 AM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(He will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats)
To: RoosterRedux
Limitless possibilities - they’ll need help filling in the applications, sharpening the pencils, restocking the pamphlet rack, etc.
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:41:02 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: P.O.E.
>> Limitless possibilities - they’ll need help filling in the applications, sharpening the pencils, restocking the pamphlet rack, etc.
You, Sir, have a brilliant grasp of economics. (You think I’m kidding; I’m not!) May I nominate you as FR’s Milton Friedman Laureate of the Month?
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:45:40 AM PST
by
QBFimi
(When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
To: QBFimi
Aw, gee, shucks. Thanks for the compliment.
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:47:56 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: RoosterRedux
Atlas Shrugged: Anti Dog-Eat-Dog Act.
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posted on
12/28/2012 5:48:44 AM PST
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
To: RoosterRedux
To go along with the No Abilities Act, how about compensation that is commensurate with their lack of abilities?
The more unable a person is, the bigger the compensation, to make them feel better about themselves.
No work skills? $20/hr wages.
You don’t know basic arithmetic? $5 extra per hour.
No reading skills? $10 extra.
No social skills? $10 extra.
No desire to learn? $20 extra.
Hate your boss and co-”workers”? $10 extra.
Contribute to the liberals/democrats? $50 dollars extra.
Need to be driven to and from “work”? $10 extra.
Basically, the No Abilities Act would be the new path to becoming a millionaire. Problem for those millionaires would be: they wouldn’t have any know-how for how to spend their riches.
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posted on
12/28/2012 6:02:03 AM PST
by
adorno
(Y)
To: adorno
Problem for those millionaires would be: they wouldn’t have any know-how for how to spend their riches.I'm guessing they would be big investors in the hydroponic marijuana industry.
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posted on
12/28/2012 6:06:29 AM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(He will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats)
To: RoosterRedux
People of Inability (POI) Heh.
POI (Point of Impact).
To: RoosterRedux
I thought that’s what unions were for.
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posted on
12/28/2012 6:28:24 AM PST
by
rmh47
(Go Kats! - Got eight? NRA Life Member])
To: RoosterRedux
I think a more appropriate acronym would be People Owing Other People .... POOP !
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posted on
12/28/2012 7:03:10 AM PST
by
layman
(Card Carrying Infidel)
To: RoosterRedux
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?" I wonder if just having a high school diploma these days qualifies you for the Americans With No Abilities Act?
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posted on
12/28/2012 7:03:50 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: RoosterRedux
passage of this
bill, Gertz Bill?? Is that you out there, in the funny hat??
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posted on
12/28/2012 7:06:25 AM PST
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
To: RoosterRedux
To: Responsibility2nd
I wonder if just having a high school diploma these days qualifies you for the Americans With No Abilities Act?More likely a BA, MA, or PhD in liberal arts.
Many high school graduates are headed for technical schools so they can learn a useful trade.
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posted on
12/28/2012 7:21:37 AM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(He will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats)
To: Responsibility2nd
I wonder if just having a high school diploma these days qualifies you for the Americans With No Abilities Act? No.
I have a nice job thank you, and support my family of six debt free on one salary.
I have no more than a "just a high school diploma."
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posted on
12/28/2012 7:23:33 AM PST
by
DYngbld
(I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!!)
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