Skip to comments.Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris get married at playboy mansion
Posted on 01/01/2013 2:53:43 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave
Hugh Hefner is ringing in the new year as a married man.
The 86-year-old Playboy founder tied the knot with 26-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris tonight atwhere elsethe Playboy Mansion in front of a select group of family and friends, Playboy confirms to E! News.
The bride, who is now going by Crystal Hefner on Twitter, posted photos earlier in the evening of the wedding set-up, including a close-up of the flowers lining the altar inside.
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Looks like true love to me.
You mean he didn’t get married in his robe and pajamas?
Disgusting old puke.
She doesn’t want his money does she? lol
I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.
That golddiger is after his social security check.
Would she marry him if he didn’t have a penny? I think not.
In 4 years she’ll be 30. Then he’ll dump her for a younger chick.
Congratulations to the loving couple!
(I just don’t know what she sees in him??)
The divorce is scheduled for April. The funeral is scheduled for June.
Early this morning the LAPD arrested Mr. Hefner. The charge: Assault With a Dead Weapon.
When Heff was informed of this, he answered: "Oh well; if she dies, she dies!"
Did the mansion get rid of its bedbug infestation?
Prolefeed. Nothing but.
A 60 year age gap. Yup, happens all the time. I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with his money.
He’s robbing the cradle, while she’s robbing the crypt. Perhaps she’s a paleontologist with a fascination with fossils..
A few seconds after they tie the knot, Hefner reveals to his new bride that he’s totally bankrupt and that she’s liable for his debts along with him. The next sound you hear is a whoosh as his new spouse sets a new land speed record when exiting the premises.
I bet her parents are proud of their little whore.
They don't give out grades for fathers, but if your daughter marries Hugh Hefner....you f#@ked up.
Crystal is a prostitute plain and simple as is any woman who marries or stays married for money.
Unfortunately, given the size of our parasite class and the moral decay of our society, there are probably a majority of parents who believe that this creature did well for herself.
really really Really creepy
I am sure she did well financially, and the old fool is aged enough where she will not have to perform sexually very often, but will be very demeaning when she does have occasion to be called on.
Still that is part of the game for low-lifes who prostitute themselves for personal gain.
She could have done worse and married Kanye West
No fool like an old fool $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
There isn’t enough money in print............ :-/
Everyone thinks his first name is Hugh but it’s actually Huge Hefner.
Many women think when they marry a much older guy that its the age difference that makes it work. But the old guy doesn't want a hot babe that's X years younger. He'll want a twenty-six year old. Look at Rush--I love him but he's on his fourth marriage and each time he's married a woman the same age as the one before.
Must be quite a kick in the head for a bimbo to suddenly be too "old"--
Aside from being a gold digger and woman for hire, Crystal is also quite the Obama supporter. If you have the patience and endurance to go through her posted twitter photos, you will see the Obama adoration.
She, of course, is quite beautiful on the outside. No telling what she is like on the inside, but her choice of spouse does provide some clues.
An old, old rich man is sitting in a chair and says to his sweet young wife.
“HA! I bet when you married me you didn't think I would live this long!”
Sweet young wife has a thoroughly disgusted look on her face.
Hugh has that satisfied look of wearing a fresh diaper.
It's been such a week!
“I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.”
That was the reason for the delay. They had to find a lawyer who could do one in finger paint and crayon.
Good luck to those two crazy kids. A true love match.
Crystal: “Is that one word or two?”
Hefner's had three wives and four "partners". I'm sure his lawyers have the pre-nup boilerplate down solid by now.
She will probably get a yearly stipend as long as she behaves herself. His pattern with other wives/girlfriends was to move on when she turned 30, but he's old enough that he might just stay with her until he dies. Hef will not be fathering any kids with her, so no child support will be in the picture. Hef has four children (the oldest 60), and I would imagine that he's already taken care of how much of his money they get when he dies.
Snicker at him all you want, Hef has managed to live his life the way he wanted, which is something of an accomplishment.
She’s a what? starts with w or h. can you tell me what that is?
I don’t think anybody in their right mind can call this an actual marriage.
She's somebody who is willing to make a guy's existence as enjoyable as she knows how, in exchange for what both parties consider fair compensation. Which makes her a better person than a good percentage of the human race.
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