Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris get married at playboy mansion

eonline.com ^ | Dec. 31, 2012 | Natalie Finn

[Las Vegas Dave]

Hugh Hefner is ringing in the new year as a married man.

The 86-year-old Playboy founder tied the knot with 26-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris tonight at—where else—the Playboy Mansion in front of a select group of family and friends, Playboy confirms to E! News.

The bride, who is now going by Crystal Hefner on Twitter, posted photos earlier in the evening of the wedding set-up, including a close-up of the flowers lining the altar inside.

[Las Vegas Dave]

[Hugin]

Looks like true love to me.

[patriot08]

You mean he didn’t get married in his robe and pajamas?

Disgusting old puke.

[Democrat_media]

She doesn’t want his money does she? lol

[Wingy]

I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.

[lowbridge]

That golddiger is after his social security check.

[Democrat_media]

Would she marry him if he didn’t have a penny? I think not.

[lowbridge]

In 4 years she’ll be 30. Then he’ll dump her for a younger chick.

[Las Vegas Dave]

That rock on her finger is most likely worth as much as my house, (or close to it)..

Congratulations to the loving couple!
(I just don’t know what she sees in him??)

[twister881]

Ricky Gervais explaining why Miss Harris broke up with Hef the first time: "He lied about his age...he told me he was 96."

[iowamark]

The divorce is scheduled for April. The funeral is scheduled for June.

[twister881]

Early this morning the LAPD arrested Mr. Hefner. The charge: Assault With a Dead Weapon.

[stormhill]

The funeral is scheduled for June.

When Heff was informed of this, he answered: "Oh well; if she dies, she dies!"

[Hot Tabasco]

Did the mansion get rid of its bedbug infestation?

[Olog-hai]

Prolefeed. Nothing but.

[Telepathic Intruder]

A 60 year age gap. Yup, happens all the time. I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with his money.

[windsorknot]

He’s robbing the cradle, while she’s robbing the crypt. Perhaps she’s a paleontologist with a fascination with fossils..

[driftless2]

A few seconds after they tie the knot, Hefner reveals to his new bride that he’s totally bankrupt and that she’s liable for his debts along with him. The next sound you hear is a whoosh as his new spouse sets a new land speed record when exiting the premises.