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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris get married at playboy mansion
eonline.com ^ | Dec. 31, 2012 | Natalie Finn

Posted on 01/01/2013 2:53:43 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave

Hugh Hefner is ringing in the new year as a married man.

The 86-year-old Playboy founder tied the knot with 26-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris tonight at—where else—the Playboy Mansion in front of a select group of family and friends, Playboy confirms to E! News.

The bride, who is now going by Crystal Hefner on Twitter, posted photos earlier in the evening of the wedding set-up, including a close-up of the flowers lining the altar inside.

(Excerpt) Read more at eonline.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: elderly; golddigger; hefner; playboy; prostitute; weddingbells

1 posted on 01/01/2013 2:53:52 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Looks like true love to me.


2 posted on 01/01/2013 3:00:06 AM PST by Hugin ("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

You mean he didn’t get married in his robe and pajamas?

Disgusting old puke.


3 posted on 01/01/2013 3:00:21 AM PST by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: Hugin

She doesn’t want his money does she? lol


4 posted on 01/01/2013 3:03:33 AM PST by Democrat_media (media makes mass shooters household names to create more & take our guns)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.


5 posted on 01/01/2013 3:03:44 AM PST by Wingy
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To: Las Vegas Dave; Gamecock; Larry Lucido



6 posted on 01/01/2013 3:03:50 AM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

That golddiger is after his social security check.


7 posted on 01/01/2013 3:05:50 AM PST by lowbridge (Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
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To: Wingy

Would she marry him if he didn’t have a penny? I think not.


8 posted on 01/01/2013 3:06:12 AM PST by Democrat_media (media makes mass shooters household names to create more & take our guns)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

In 4 years she’ll be 30. Then he’ll dump her for a younger chick.


9 posted on 01/01/2013 3:07:42 AM PST by lowbridge (Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
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To: Hugin
That rock on her finger is most likely worth as much as my house, (or close to it)..

Congratulations to the loving couple!
(I just don’t know what she sees in him??)

10 posted on 01/01/2013 3:12:29 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave
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To: Las Vegas Dave
Ricky Gervais explaining why Miss Harris broke up with Hef the first time: "He lied about his age...he told me he was 96."
11 posted on 01/01/2013 3:14:41 AM PST by twister881
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To: Las Vegas Dave

The divorce is scheduled for April. The funeral is scheduled for June.


12 posted on 01/01/2013 3:15:50 AM PST by iowamark
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Early this morning the LAPD arrested Mr. Hefner. The charge: Assault With a Dead Weapon.


13 posted on 01/01/2013 3:20:09 AM PST by twister881
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To: iowamark
The funeral is scheduled for June.

When Heff was informed of this, he answered: "Oh well; if she dies, she dies!"

14 posted on 01/01/2013 3:20:45 AM PST by stormhill
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Did the mansion get rid of its bedbug infestation?


16 posted on 01/01/2013 3:33:54 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Prolefeed. Nothing but.


17 posted on 01/01/2013 3:37:08 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Las Vegas Dave

A 60 year age gap. Yup, happens all the time. I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with his money.


18 posted on 01/01/2013 3:47:47 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Common sense is the first casualty of a depraved mind.)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

He’s robbing the cradle, while she’s robbing the crypt. Perhaps she’s a paleontologist with a fascination with fossils..


19 posted on 01/01/2013 4:02:49 AM PST by windsorknot
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To: Las Vegas Dave

A few seconds after they tie the knot, Hefner reveals to his new bride that he’s totally bankrupt and that she’s liable for his debts along with him. The next sound you hear is a whoosh as his new spouse sets a new land speed record when exiting the premises.


20 posted on 01/01/2013 4:08:15 AM PST by driftless2
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To: Las Vegas Dave

I bet her parents are proud of their little whore.


21 posted on 01/01/2013 4:18:15 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Venturer
Can you imagine ? My daughter marries an 86 year old, and then it's Hugh hefner to boot.

They don't give out grades for fathers, but if your daughter marries Hugh Hefner....you f#@ked up.

22 posted on 01/01/2013 4:31:19 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
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Crystal is a prostitute plain and simple as is any woman who marries or stays married for money.


23 posted on 01/01/2013 4:33:24 AM PST by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro can't pass E-verify)
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To: Venturer

Unfortunately, given the size of our parasite class and the moral decay of our society, there are probably a majority of parents who believe that this creature did well for herself.


24 posted on 01/01/2013 4:45:16 AM PST by Buddy Sorrell ( Boehner, our Vichy Speaker)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

really really Really creepy


25 posted on 01/01/2013 4:47:39 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Buddy Sorrell

I am sure she did well financially, and the old fool is aged enough where she will not have to perform sexually very often, but will be very demeaning when she does have occasion to be called on.

Still that is part of the game for low-lifes who prostitute themselves for personal gain.


26 posted on 01/01/2013 5:19:34 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Ouderkirk

She could have done worse and married Kanye West


27 posted on 01/01/2013 5:22:03 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Las Vegas Dave

28 posted on 01/01/2013 5:32:12 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: Las Vegas Dave
Soma
29 posted on 01/01/2013 5:35:40 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Read SCOTUS Castle Rock vs Gonzales before dialing 911!)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

No fool like an old fool $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.


30 posted on 01/01/2013 6:16:10 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: Las Vegas Dave

There isn’t enough money in print............ :-/


31 posted on 01/01/2013 6:48:25 AM PST by bearsgirl90
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Everyone thinks his first name is Hugh but it’s actually Huge Hefner.


32 posted on 01/01/2013 6:49:52 AM PST by Rappini (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: lowbridge
In 4 years she’ll be 30. Then he’ll dump her for a younger chick.))

Many women think when they marry a much older guy that its the age difference that makes it work. But the old guy doesn't want a hot babe that's X years younger. He'll want a twenty-six year old. Look at Rush--I love him but he's on his fourth marriage and each time he's married a woman the same age as the one before.

Must be quite a kick in the head for a bimbo to suddenly be too "old"--

33 posted on 01/01/2013 6:51:55 AM PST by Mamzelle
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To: Venturer

Aside from being a gold digger and woman for hire, Crystal is also quite the Obama supporter. If you have the patience and endurance to go through her posted twitter photos, you will see the Obama adoration.

She, of course, is quite beautiful on the outside. No telling what she is like on the inside, but her choice of spouse does provide some clues.


34 posted on 01/01/2013 8:21:07 AM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Democrat_media
Reminds me of an old PLAYBOY cartoon from back in the 1960s.

An old, old rich man is sitting in a chair and says to his sweet young wife.

“HA! I bet when you married me you didn't think I would live this long!”

Sweet young wife has a thoroughly disgusted look on her face.

35 posted on 01/01/2013 8:39:48 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (REOPEN THE CLOSED MENTAL INSTITUTIONS! Damn the ACLU!)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Hugh has that satisfied look of wearing a fresh diaper.

36 posted on 01/01/2013 8:48:50 AM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Las Vegas Dave
Hefner gets married and Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

It's been such a week!

37 posted on 01/01/2013 8:52:10 AM PST by Tau Food (Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.)
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To: Wingy

“I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.”

That was the reason for the delay. They had to find a lawyer who could do one in finger paint and crayon.


38 posted on 01/01/2013 8:58:02 AM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: Hugin

Good luck to those two crazy kids. A true love match.


39 posted on 01/01/2013 10:13:42 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2
Crystal: “And what about sex?”

Hefner: “In-frequently.”

Crystal: “Is that one word or two?”

< rimshot>

40 posted on 01/01/2013 10:28:31 AM PST by twister881
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To: Democrat_media
She doesn’t want his money does she? lol

Hefner's had three wives and four "partners". I'm sure his lawyers have the pre-nup boilerplate down solid by now.

She will probably get a yearly stipend as long as she behaves herself. His pattern with other wives/girlfriends was to move on when she turned 30, but he's old enough that he might just stay with her until he dies. Hef will not be fathering any kids with her, so no child support will be in the picture. Hef has four children (the oldest 60), and I would imagine that he's already taken care of how much of his money they get when he dies.

Snicker at him all you want, Hef has managed to live his life the way he wanted, which is something of an accomplishment.

41 posted on 01/01/2013 2:09:24 PM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: PapaBear3625

She’s a what? starts with w or h. can you tell me what that is?


42 posted on 01/01/2013 2:47:51 PM PST by Democrat_media (media makes mass shooters household names to create more & take our guns)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

I don’t think anybody in their right mind can call this an actual marriage.


43 posted on 01/01/2013 2:56:22 PM PST by mtg
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To: Democrat_media
She’s a what? starts with w or h. can you tell me what that is?

She's somebody who is willing to make a guy's existence as enjoyable as she knows how, in exchange for what both parties consider fair compensation. Which makes her a better person than a good percentage of the human race.

44 posted on 01/01/2013 3:36:12 PM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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