“Intratribal disputes, none of the world’s business.”
Two people (and I’m using the term very loosely) get into an altercation, and the restaurant is the one getting sued!
If IdiotA didn’t steal the salad in the first place, IdiotB wouldn’t have responded inappropriately. Let’s put blame where blame is due, but I guess that’s not operable in this era of deep pockets litigation.
Salad? With a plateful of pizza you grab a salad?!!
“Not interested in the salad? ‘Bibbity bobbity BACON. I just turned it into an entree.’ But once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of ‘find the bacon in the lettuce’. It’s like you’re panning for gold. Eureka!”