Posted on 01/05/2013 3:44:22 PM PST by BBell
Liberal Chick: "The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want (Psalm 666)."
I think you may like this.
That is so spot-on accurate!
“My government regulated 16oz cup overflows”
The comments their are, well, typical YT comments....she definitely struck a nerve!
The “psalm” was written by Doug Giles - here is the original link with the text.
http://clashdaily.com/2012/11/progressives-the-state-is-my-shepherd-i-shall-not-want/
The State is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.
It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.
It restores my soul through its control.
It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.
Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,
I will fear no evil,
For Barack will be with me.
The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,
They comfort me.
You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.
You anoint my head with hemp oil;
My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.
Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me
All the days of my life,
And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.
Amen.
Liberal Chick The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want
The comments are hilarious. I could not believe how many people were roped in.
All the days of my life,
LOL! Fantastic!
Not to criticize, of course, but the young lady didn’t seem quite high enough.
Sounds like the idiot who recently proclaimed BHO his “lord and savior.”
That was beautiful-man...
This needs to be sent around - all around
Actually, the “idiot” who wrote the SATIRE is Doug Giles, a strong conservative and father to Hannah Giles.
Next time, think before you react to an obviously satirical article.
You are referencing the take-off on the 23rd Psalm, which has been around for several years now. I was NOT referring to that.
I was referring to a statement made within the last few weeks where some airhead hollywood type on a late-night show called BHO his lord and savior; in those exact words.
You are referencing the take-off on the 23rd Psalm, which has been around for several years now. I was NOT referring to that.
I was referring to a statement made within the last few weeks where some airhead hollywood type on a late-night show called BHO his lord and savior; in those exact words.
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