You can buy Velveeta with Jalapenos. It isn’t much, but I’ve been known to spend 2 days up a tree living on vienna sausage and granola bars. Sooner or later, if you sit really still, even the smartest big buck will forget you are there!
I guess it goes to show you. You learn something every day. BTW, I’m still wondering just what the heck is in Velveeta (those big blocks in a box) that allows them to store nearly forever at room temperature.