Man pelts girlfriend with oranges

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/20523177/man-pelts-girlfriend-with-oranges ^ | January 7, 2013

[ConservativeStatement]

Collier County deputies arrested a man who allegedly beat and threw oranges at his girlfriend after they had an argument over her singing karaoke.

Deputies were dispatched to a neighborhood on Turtle Creek Drive around 2:00 a.m. after neighbors reported a woman was frantically knocking on doors with her infant saying she had been beaten by her boyfriend.

[ConservativeStatement]

He took the Hawaiian Punch motto to the next level.

[Izzy Dunne]

Please tell me you meant “EX-girlfriend”.

[Ray76]

BDD.

[Admin Moderator]

This story, as with many you post, is ideally suited for the ‘General/Chat’ category, so I placed it there.

[elkfersupper]

After nearly 60 years of rabid heterosexual behavior, I have decided to go asexual.

It does not matter the quality of the woman, they all eventually go brain-dead. Some of them turn dangerous.

[dfwgator]

James Cagney used a grapefruit.

[dfwgator]

Everyone’s a critic.

[momtothree]

Humblegunner... I think I found out what you can do with all those lemons in your yard. (lol!)

[ConservativeStatement]

Where’s Deney Terrio when you need him?

[COBOL2Java]

Man pelts girlfriend with oranges

Oh, I thought he made her a nice jacket out of orange rinds...

[Sarah Barracuda]

OK that’s it!! How many more people have to be hurt with oranges before this country bans these assault oranges

[coolbreeze]

Well, I read the link to the story....no one there critiqued her singing. This may be self-defense.

[Buddy Sorrell]

Probably those large capacity navel oranges.

[FredZarguna]

Senator Feinstein will introduce legislation later this month to place reasonable restrictions on large capacity bags of oranges, stating flatly, "No one can eat more than a few oranges at a time."

Current:

Proposed:

A spokesman for the Senator also called for a ban on so-called "Naval Assault Oranges." Noting that hunters and sportsman should have no need for anything larger than a "Cutie" or possibly a Clementine.

Developing...

[FredZarguna]

Beat me by a few seconds.

[Tax-chick]

Why did he beat oranges? Were they really big oranges, like pumpkins, and produced a loud THUNK?

[dayglored]

This just screams, “not a ping!”

[YukonGreen]

Ban Oranges - too dangerous. Someone could get killed by orange throwing.

[ConservativeStatement]

It’s a Florida thing. We have a love-hate relationship with oranges.

[Tax-chick]

Give you quite a lump on the head.