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To: JRandomFreeper

[ I doubt the naked ape will have a problem with a bear cub. ]

A gizzly bear cub is round like a beach ball.. hard to grab and keep hold of..
except that he’s got 5 knives on both front paws.. at least as long as your fingers.. razor sharp..
then there’s the teeth larger and sharper than a puppies..
and we havn’t even talked of his “attitude” yet..

The naked gay guy you seem to be talking about might be bold in a gay parade..
but confronting a Griz even a pup.. would make his ear rings fall off.. and his lip-stick smear..
You cannot out run a Grizzly bear even a cub..


12 posted on 01/18/2013 7:28:51 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: hosepipe
The naked ape can back off 100 yards, inhale, exhale half-way, and squeeze. And then there is no bear problem.

/johnny

13 posted on 01/18/2013 7:33:42 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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