A Jewish Boycott, what?

What follows is a condensed version of a piece recently sent to me. Those who blame the Jews for the world’s problems should read this:

A short time ago, Iran ‘s Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Ali Khomeini urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people. In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in their boycott as follows:

“Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew. If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

“A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube. Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Novocain, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil. If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If one has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate. Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew. Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from the “Schick” reaction, which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

“Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Jewish Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram. They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk. “Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.

Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts. “In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.” Oh, and by the way, don’t call for a doctor on your cell phone because the cell phone was invented in Israel by a Jewish engineer.

Meanwhile I ask, what medical contributions to the world have the Muslims made?” The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000; that is ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world’s population. Here is how many Nobel Prizes they have received:

The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000; about 0.02% of the world’s population. Here is how many Nobel Prizes they have received:

The Jews are NOT promoting brainwashing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims. The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants. There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people. The Jews don’t traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.

Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems. Muslims must ask ‘what can they do for humankind’ before they demand that humankind respects them. Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and the Palestinians and Arab neighbors, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel ‘s part, the following two sentences really say it all:

“If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel.”

I am channeling Muhammed. This is how he responds to your infidel blasphemies:

“Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by...”

Bah! The Jooos! first created these sicknesses and spread them throughout the world, using their evil cell phones! Naturally they can cure them, and should do so for free to pay for their crimes.*

“Meanwhile I ask.... Here is how many Nobel Prizes they have received:

Literature: 10 Peace: 8 Physics: 54 Economics: 13 Medicine: 44

TOTAL: 129!”

Bah! The Nobels are secretly Jooos! Of course they rig their prize in favor of their fellow Jooos! The fact that Muslims haven’t gotten any such prizes merely proves that the prize is part of a conspiracy. All the important innovations were already made by Muslims in the 12th Century, and discovered where all such great discoveries are made: by looting the Assyrian University’s library, and converting all Assyrians by the sword.*

“The Jews are NOT promoting brainwashing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims. The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants.”

Nonsense. That’s all a frame-up by the Jooos! What about Baruch Goldstein, huh? What about Deir Yassin? What about the Hebron massacre of 1929, deliberately inflicted on innocent Moslems by Jooos!, forcing the faithful to defend themselves bravely.*

“There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. “

No? Well who killed Jesus? Huh? Huh? Huh? He was a great Muslim prophet that the Jooos! brought low, forcing Mohammed to come and reveal what he could not before he was assassinated by the sons of pigs and monkeys, among whom he was numbered, so deserved to die.*

“There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people. “

No? What about Baruch Goldstein? What about Deir Yassin? What about Hebron (see above).*

“The Jews don’t traffic slaves,”

They invented slavery. They just don’t have the intelligence to realize they had invented such a worthwhile, righteous institution, so they pretend that they did not.*

“...nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.”

See? Doesn’t that prove that they are evil incarnate and should be annihilated?*

“Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems. Muslims must ask ‘what can they do for humankind’ before they demand that humankind respects them.”

Bah. Muslims have no problems, except that there are Jooos! still breathing, and the fact that all humankind is not yet of the true faith. We are perfect. All of humankind must not only respect us, but become one of us, and only then will we succeed in killing all Jooos! and bringing paradise on earth.*

* (Note: All the above should be read with a big SARCASM notation. Do not zot or flame me for this over-the-top parody)

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