Posted on 01/26/2013 9:52:30 AM PST by B4Ranch
I am channeling Muhammed. This is how he responds to your infidel blasphemies:
“Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by...”
Bah! The Jooos! first created these sicknesses and spread them throughout the world, using their evil cell phones! Naturally they can cure them, and should do so for free to pay for their crimes.*
“Meanwhile I ask.... Here is how many Nobel Prizes they have received:
Literature: 10 Peace: 8 Physics: 54 Economics: 13 Medicine: 44
TOTAL: 129!”
Bah! The Nobels are secretly Jooos! Of course they rig their prize in favor of their fellow Jooos! The fact that Muslims haven’t gotten any such prizes merely proves that the prize is part of a conspiracy. All the important innovations were already made by Muslims in the 12th Century, and discovered where all such great discoveries are made: by looting the Assyrian University’s library, and converting all Assyrians by the sword.*
“The Jews are NOT promoting brainwashing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims. The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants.”
Nonsense. That’s all a frame-up by the Jooos! What about Baruch Goldstein, huh? What about Deir Yassin? What about the Hebron massacre of 1929, deliberately inflicted on innocent Moslems by Jooos!, forcing the faithful to defend themselves bravely.*
“There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. “
No? Well who killed Jesus? Huh? Huh? Huh? He was a great Muslim prophet that the Jooos! brought low, forcing Mohammed to come and reveal what he could not before he was assassinated by the sons of pigs and monkeys, among whom he was numbered, so deserved to die.*
“There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people. “
No? What about Baruch Goldstein? What about Deir Yassin? What about Hebron (see above).*
“The Jews don’t traffic slaves,”
They invented slavery. They just don’t have the intelligence to realize they had invented such a worthwhile, righteous institution, so they pretend that they did not.*
“...nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.”
See? Doesn’t that prove that they are evil incarnate and should be annihilated?*
“Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems. Muslims must ask ‘what can they do for humankind’ before they demand that humankind respects them.”
Bah. Muslims have no problems, except that there are Jooos! still breathing, and the fact that all humankind is not yet of the true faith. We are perfect. All of humankind must not only respect us, but become one of us, and only then will we succeed in killing all Jooos! and bringing paradise on earth.*
* (Note: All the above should be read with a big SARCASM notation. Do not zot or flame me for this over-the-top parody)
“But I am not proud of what Jews did in Russia in November 1917 and ensuing years.”
Compared to their options (openly anti-semitie Russian nationalists), the commies weren’t that bad, or at least pretended to be not that bad.
“And that they overwhelmingly vote democrat in this country.”
On this, I agree.
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