I think you’re right; -— that and fighting over soy sauce on his damn rice! I mean, how homosexual is THAT? ROTFLOLOLOL.
I just can’t stop laughing about this!
Oh my God what are you doing with that soy sauce silly? Don't you do that...don't you pour that soy sauce on my rice...no you didn't....no you didn't.....Nobody puts soy sauce on my rice who you think you is? Damn child please Don't make me throw this wasabi in your eyes..........I know you was fondling Jim's balls when we were seeing each other....Now you gonna pour soy sauce on my rice...oh I don't think so sugar ray you better just up and get outta here and get your things ... ain't no drive to the airport for you and you ain't gettin' no more of this piece of fine chocolate love.
As FR's official BGC (Black Gay Conservative,) I nominate the above snark for honorary Freeperdom!