[ShorelineMike]

I went to Yahoo Sports to read the comments there. I am still weeping with laughter over the following comment there from poster "Jon:"

Oh my God what are you doing with that soy sauce silly? Don't you do that...don't you pour that soy sauce on my rice...no you didn't....no you didn't.....Nobody puts soy sauce on my rice who you think you is? Damn child please … Don't make me throw this wasabi in your eyes..........I know you was fondling Jim's balls when we were seeing each other....Now you gonna pour soy sauce on my rice...oh I don't think so sugar ray you better just up and get outta here and get your things ... ain't no drive to the airport for you and you ain't gettin' no more of this piece of fine chocolate love.

As FR's official BGC (Black Gay Conservative,) I nominate the above snark for honorary Freeperdom!

[Joe 6-pack]

There was one episode of the X-Files where Mulder and Scully found themselves working a case in LA during filming of a COPS episode. I couldn't help but think of it when I read this article.

Click here and you'll see why.

[onyx]

fotfl.

i can barely type.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL.

[onyx]

Thanks very much!
I had to go wash my face.
Laughter tears literally streamed down my face.
Hilarious. LOLOLOL.

[jazusamo]

LOLOL!

That’s hilarious. Like someone said upthread, if a guy that big doesn’t want soy sauce on his rice you better not put it on.

[rlmorel]

[blueunicorn6]

That, is a good one.