Kwame Harris, former 49ers and Raiders offensive lineman, arrested for assaulting ex-boyfriend

Yahoo Sports ^ | Jan. 28, 2013 | Frank Schwab

[Michael.SF.]

The NFL has no current players and startlingly few ex-players who are known to be gay, but it appears ex-49ers and Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris, a former first-round pick, has involuntarily been added to the list as a result of the legal fallout from a fight at a restaurant.

According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, a dispute over soy sauce at Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park, Calif. last Aug. 21, has landed the former NFL player in court after he assaulted his ex-boyfriend.

Harris pleaded not guilty to felony charges of domestic violence causing great bodily injury and assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury, the Daily Journal said. The dispute started when Harris got upset at his friend, Dimitri Geier, for pouring soy sauce on a plate of rice.

[Michael.SF.]

Soy sauce on rice? I mean it is not like his boy friend scrubed a cast iron pan in hot soapy water.

Since Harris is an ex NFL play he has probably seen.....

[onyx]

ROTFLOLOLOL.

A dispute over soy sauce!

How gay!

[A_Former_Democrat]

Now, now, girls!

[Joe 6-pack]

"ROTFLOLOLOL. A dispute over soy sauce!"

You would have figured they'd have fought over the cream of sum yung gai.

[onyx]

ROTFLOLOL.

[jazusamo]

LOLOL!

Not only gay but an ex-gayfriend. What a sthpat!

[Dilbert San Diego]

Unbelievable, a dispute over soy sauce causes such issues in life.............

[onyx]

Keep that damn soy sauce off my rice!
Peace, bro.

[onyx]

I can’t stop laughing.
The thsweet pics of him are Getty images. Can’t post those!

[JZoback]

The soy sauce is just the beginning...they traded punches in the parking lot after one was accused of stealing underway and trying to pull down his pants....

Most have been quite the sight to see two Hugh guys both over 6 ‘ tall plus and mid two hundred pounds fighting over underwear...

How “gay “
LOL

[JZoback]

The soy sauce is just the beginning...they traded punches in the parking lot after one was accused of stealing underwear and trying to pull down his pants....

Most have been quite the sight to see two Hugh guys both over 6 ‘ tall plus and mid two hundred pounds fighting over underwear...

How “gay “
LOL

[AppyPappy]

Large gay black men are extremely controlling. It’s so bad in prison they often have to segregate the prison wives to keep them alive.

[piroque]

"ROTFLOLOLOL. A dispute over soy sauce!"

You would have figured they'd have fought over the cream of sum yung gai.

No pictures please

[Third Person]

San Fran Sicko.

[blueunicorn6]

“For pouring soy sauce on a plate of rice”. Here’s a tip: If your six foot seven inch homosexual ex-boyfriend who was an offensive lineman in the NFL tells you he doesn’t want any soy sauce on his rice, then don’t put any soy sauce on his rice. You might even offer to pick up the check.

[Fightin Whitey]

That’s GAYCIST!!

[Chode]

surprised he didn't play loose end...

[USNBandit]

Could have been worse.........

Who's up for a gas fight?!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Too many shots to the head can make you gay?

[al baby]

Big Boyyyyyyy

[BluH2o]

... startlingly few ex-players who are known to be gay, but it appears ex-49ers and Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris, a former first-round pick ...

He was obviously in his 'element' in the Bay area.

[Venturer]

Were they using it for lubrication?

[RedMDer]

Large man thats waaaay too thensitive. LOL!

[bramps]

“I said boy sauce, not soy sauce!”

[RedMDer]

Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

[onyx]

LOLOLOL.

[ExpatGator]

Thauce, not sauce.

[onyx]

I’m NOT going there, Venturer!!!

[onyx]

I’m still LOL.
I can’t say exactly why this has struck me so dang funny!

[Revolting cat!]

Kwame’s boyfriend? Those black girls have strange names, don’t they! And they can play football!

[Nifster]

Su Hung’s has great food who would want to put soy sauce on it???

[jazusamo]

I’ll tell you why it’s so dang funny, it’s that pic of him we can’t post. ROTFLOL!!

[duckworth]

It wasn’t soy sauce. It wath thoy thoth!

[Trod Upon]

Well, that's one of the places....

[onyx]

Bwaaahahahaha.
I think you’re right; -— that and fighting over soy sauce on his damn rice! I mean, how homosexual is THAT? ROTFLOLOLOL.

I just can’t stop laughing about this!

[ShorelineMike]

Soy sauce on rice? I mean it is not like his boy friend scrubbed a cast iron pan in hot soapy water.

Ewww. No self-respecting gay man would *dare* do that.

We *do* have standards. (LOL.)

[ShorelineMike]

I went to Yahoo Sports to read the comments there. I am still weeping with laughter over the following comment there from poster "Jon:"

Oh my God what are you doing with that soy sauce silly? Don't you do that...don't you pour that soy sauce on my rice...no you didn't....no you didn't.....Nobody puts soy sauce on my rice who you think you is? Damn child please … Don't make me throw this wasabi in your eyes..........I know you was fondling Jim's balls when we were seeing each other....Now you gonna pour soy sauce on my rice...oh I don't think so sugar ray you better just up and get outta here and get your things ... ain't no drive to the airport for you and you ain't gettin' no more of this piece of fine chocolate love.

As FR's official BGC (Black Gay Conservative,) I nominate the above snark for honorary Freeperdom!

[Joe 6-pack]

There was one episode of the X-Files where Mulder and Scully found themselves working a case in LA during filming of a COPS episode. I couldn't help but think of it when I read this article.

Click here and you'll see why.

[peeps36]

He must be on the crack pipe if he’s 6’7 240 pounds. I would think it’s a misprint and he weighs 340 pounds.

[onyx]

fotfl.

i can barely type.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL.

[onyx]

Thanks very much!
I had to go wash my face.
Laughter tears literally streamed down my face.
Hilarious. LOLOLOL.

[jazusamo]

LOLOL!

That’s hilarious. Like someone said upthread, if a guy that big doesn’t want soy sauce on his rice you better not put it on.

[rlmorel]

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Another wasted first-round pick from the 49ers’ lost decade. Harris played soft and had a knack for picking up dumb penalties. The 49ers spent a lot of 1st round picks on that offensive line and it’s one of the best in the league these days. I wonder if any of his teammates ever suspected.

[Enough is ENOUGH]

His name is Kwame?

Did it happen during Kwanza?

[Slings and Arrows]

He used to be a tight end, but now he's a wide receiver.

[Slings and Arrows]

He used to be a tight end, but now he's a wide receiver.

[Eaker]

a dispute over soy sauce

How in the hell was he suggesting they use it such that a fight ensued?

[gonzo]

"...He used to be a tight end, but now he's a wide receiver.

That is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, MORE Cowbell!!! ....................................................................................................................................................... FRegards

[Slings and Arrows]

May St Walken bless you.