Posted on 01/30/2013 10:23:05 AM PST by Lazamataz
My 27 yr old daughter wants you to write some childrens stories.
I think I will wait for the Greatest Hits.
So long as the opening paragraph isn’t about his being a native of Nantucket, his travels may...
Nah. I think it would carry a “M” rating or at least NC-17 no matter how we wrote it ;)
Dang lumpy if ya ask me!
good one Laz
I actually have. They were about “Hoppy” the cute and fuzzy Bunny and his perils with eco zealots and the BLM.
Liberal greenies freaked out when we used them in our landuse stuff back in the late 90s. Accused me of child abuse.
Didn’t end well for Hoppy. Or the greenies.
You do know about the chainsaw ferrets and the illegal underground clown boxing circuit?
Barely escaped from that.
Mainly by using the chainsaw ferrets.
Subtitled “Like the hammer of an angry God!” or “In the face! With a chair”
Not sure which...
Wait, they either have an ancient built in wall unit, or a phone booth and are sitting on top of it.
Now she's going to be searching for them. :-)
I wanna see the cover of the book with Laz riding an X-15 Cruise Basselope (Bloom County refrence) Strangelove style. Of course the Irony of ‘Strangelove’ and “Laz” in the same sentence is shirley one of the signs of the apocalypse!
They should be out there somewhere on the net. Have her search Wayback Machine on my name, Off-Road.com and ‘Being Green” which was my column that ran for a few years. They should/might turn up there.
She found them already. :-)
You were warned! ;)
But I'll defend them all against any attack, as though such were an attack on me personally.
Actually in the spirit of the dearly departed WTC, I should have made up a bunch of BS about it then denied I ever said anything about Hoppy in the first place.....
He never owned up to anything.
*wincing, tryibng hard not to snort stuff out nose*
Some things just go together ;)
I see Laz as a Bill the Cat kinda guy, and the whole thread is about ‘Opus’ so why not bring Rosebud in with some cleansing Holy nuclear fire and have a big bang?
...wait...not the best choice of words....
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