[LucianOfSamasota]

America! What a great country! Even a retard can become rich and famous here.

Logical reduction: "We must have gun control because without it we will become very bad...like the people that advocated gun control!"

[skeeter]

Poor old Tony is barely coherent.

[Huskrrrr]

Tony, you left your brain in San Francisco years ago. Nazi Germany was all about gun control.

[4yearlurker]

I think Tony left his brain in San Francisco. Could this nitwit be any more WRONG???!!!

[Happy Rain]

“I left my brain,
in San Fransisco.
With my Miss Nancy,
who blows the seals.
When I come home to you,
San Fran Nancy,
I swear I never will think again.”

[Mr. K]

No wonder I never became famous as a singer or musician or actor.

Despite my dashing good looks and awesome talent, I also have a brain.

It appears only the truly stupid are allowed to be stars. (Hi Barbra!)

[Haiku Guy]

“I Left My Brain In San Francisco...”

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I have not read a more incoherent quote in a long, long time. I have no idea what he is saying. More proof that you don’t have to be smart — or even of average intelligence — to be a good singer.

[zerosix]

Poor Tony.

I almost misread the headline to read, "Without guns, America could turn into Nazi Germany!"

Of course, that would be correct not Bennett's real words.

Take 5 Tony.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Sorry Tony. You’re a moron. The Second Amendment has been around for many, many moons and we never turned into “Nazi Germany” before. Why don’t you treat yourself to some nice Jello and then take a nap. You idiot.

[miss marmelstein]

I’ve met Tony Bennett on several occasions. While he seems to be a nice guy, he is definitely not that bright. I mean, really, not bright.

[Travis McGee]

Useful idiot, for sure.

[freekitty]

Is this a joke?

[Liberty Valance]

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I used to adore Tony’s music but since his slide into dementia, I can’t hear a note without having my blood pressure rise as I recall all the idiotic things he’s said in the last 3 years.

[dagogo redux]

It’s a strange world. The media repeatedly promote the political blitherings and ditherings of absolute morons as if they should be valued, simply because the moron is famous for having been able to sing or act, either now or in the distant past.

Could we please get Tony Bennett’s insights into the most recent controversies surrounding Unified Field Theory?

[South40]

Waffenbesitzkarte.

[lurk]

Tony slept through his history classes.

[baddog 219]

Hey Tony.... Shut the hell up and eat your pudding...
The nurse will be by to change your diaper soon..

[jdsteel]

White is black and up is down. Tony’s reeducation is complete.

[South40]

Nazi Germany required gun owners to have gun liability insurance.

America would then look more like Nazi Germany.