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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Pan_Yan

Pink tartan doughnuts for me....lololol


51 posted on 02/08/2013 7:33:34 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO top 100 TGIF!


52 posted on 02/08/2013 7:38:03 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

IRT the very first picture on the thread........

Where’d you get the picture of my wife first thing in the morning?


53 posted on 02/08/2013 7:42:25 AM PST by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
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To: CSM

What’s weird is my second ping today (Post #6), I only had about 30 names left on my ping list to ping....


54 posted on 02/08/2013 7:42:37 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Khaki Tilapia


55 posted on 02/08/2013 7:42:37 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Blue Bagels and Cream Cheese!!!!!


56 posted on 02/08/2013 7:59:18 AM PST by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
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To: CSM
Bow down lesser brands!

How about...

No Pants Tequila Shot!

57 posted on 02/08/2013 8:01:53 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

Khaki kielbasa


58 posted on 02/08/2013 8:02:17 AM PST by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline contact the Admin Moderator.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the exam, she shyly said, “My husband wants me to ask you...”, to which the doctor replies “I know...I know...” placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.” “No, that’s not it,” the woman confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”


59 posted on 02/08/2013 8:04:04 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
Blue Denim beenie-weenies
60 posted on 02/08/2013 8:04:39 AM PST by a6intruder (downtown with big bombs, 24/7, rain or shine, day or night)
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To: r-q-tek86

No graphics, please.


61 posted on 02/08/2013 8:11:22 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: Lucky9teen

I was going to post mine, but the more I think about it, the more it sounds like a porn name, not a band name.

Blue Apples


62 posted on 02/08/2013 8:17:42 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: martin_fierro
Actually, no. Review of the documentary reveals that event will be on October 26, 2015.

Hear that, scientists? You have two years, eight months and change to deliver

--flying cars, inexpensive enough for everyone (and conversion kits available for older cars for $40K);
--Mattel(TM) Hoverboards(TM), and "Pit Bulls";
--Robotic gas station attendants and press cameras;
--3D holographic displays (advertising Jaws 19!);

etc., etc., etc.

Get cracking!

63 posted on 02/08/2013 8:21:31 AM PST by ExGeeEye (It's been over 90 days; time to start on 2014. Carpe GOP!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nekid bacon.


64 posted on 02/08/2013 8:22:24 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 70!

*blush*

I’m SOOOO late...


65 posted on 02/08/2013 8:26:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Lucky9teen

Tan Yogurt.


66 posted on 02/08/2013 8:26:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: r-q-tek86

“No Pants Tequila Shot!”

Haha! You are definitely the winner. Not only because your BAND name rocks, but also because you were doing tequila on a Thursday! (work nite?)


67 posted on 02/08/2013 8:28:03 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: verga

My wife will enjoy that post. It is exactly the thing of which she accuses me. :-)


68 posted on 02/08/2013 8:31:13 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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To: r-q-tek86

OK, I’m up for a DUmmie account. If you are “no pants tequila shot” then you must have today off! Unless you have a job where no pants are required.....


69 posted on 02/08/2013 8:31:55 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I think we should have a classic .gif day:


70 posted on 02/08/2013 8:33:10 AM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: CSM

71 posted on 02/08/2013 8:43:07 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: knarf

“Black Jack Daniels.”

Sounds like a good name for a pirate or a Wild West outlaw.


72 posted on 02/08/2013 8:47:59 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Taking away guns will do nothing to stop violence.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

That’s CAPTAIN Black Jack Daniels”


73 posted on 02/08/2013 8:49:20 AM PST by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Tighty Whitey Hair of the Dog


74 posted on 02/08/2013 9:16:05 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Performance-Enhanced, Drugged Out Beyonce

Performance-enhancing drugged Beyonce

Daaaaaaamn, Beyonce!

Daaaaamn Beyonce

Want to buy a watch, Beyonce?

Want to buy a watch Beyonce

Touchdown Beyonce

Touchdown Beyonce


75 posted on 02/08/2013 9:16:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee
Somehow I don’t think Black Grits is gonna make any money.

You'll be boffo in Atlanta, Ar.

76 posted on 02/08/2013 9:18:06 AM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the hood and after a while the repair man said “ It looks like you’ve blown a seal”, the man replies “No, it’s just frost on my moustache.”


77 posted on 02/08/2013 9:19:50 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!

Works for me! Enhanced Drugged out...*blech*


78 posted on 02/08/2013 9:22:52 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: llevrok
So, when someone gets a phone call on their cell phone, and they don't notice, what do you say to them?

"Your phone is ringing," doesn't work, because they don't ring any more.

79 posted on 02/08/2013 9:30:59 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee
Some more things my grandchildren will never understand.

Dial tones.

Test patterns.

That blue square on my tool bar I click to save a file.

Window handles in the car.

Car radios.

Stereo systems.

Taking a long walk just to think.

80 posted on 02/08/2013 9:34:31 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee
Or when someone comes into your cubicle at work and says “knock, knock!”
81 posted on 02/08/2013 9:35:00 AM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: ArGee
"Your phone is ringing," doesn't work, because they don't ring any more.

And when you're getting a lot of calls on your cell phone, can you still say the phone is "ringing off the hook"?

82 posted on 02/08/2013 9:35:26 AM PST by Nea Wood (When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
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To: ArGee

83 posted on 02/08/2013 9:36:24 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: r-q-tek86

Heck— they’re liable to not even know what they are!


84 posted on 02/08/2013 9:42:04 AM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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Stained Undies Cheese


85 posted on 02/08/2013 9:44:59 AM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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86 posted on 02/08/2013 9:48:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: r-q-tek86

just about anytime i tried that, i’d probably get banned..


87 posted on 02/08/2013 9:52:43 AM PST by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: ArGee

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting outside the operating Room.

The first kid leans over and asks, ‘What are you in here for?’

The second kid says, ‘I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.’

The first kid says, ‘You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.’

The second kid then asks, ‘What are you in here for?’

The first kid says, ‘A circumcision.’

And the second kid says, ‘Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn’t walk for a year.


88 posted on 02/08/2013 9:54:50 AM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

BLUE DONUT


89 posted on 02/08/2013 10:04:58 AM PST by Amigo04
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To: Amigo04

Just had lunch, try it again.......

Blue Weiner


90 posted on 02/08/2013 10:15:25 AM PST by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
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To: r-q-tek86

91 posted on 02/08/2013 10:20:12 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

92 posted on 02/08/2013 10:22:24 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: fredhead

I’m wearing black pants and what’s around here for lunch?

Burgers
Spaghetti
Sushi

What kind of choice is that?


93 posted on 02/08/2013 10:25:36 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee; llevrok; Lucky9teen
So, when someone gets a phone call on their cell phone, and they don't notice, what do you say to them?

"Your phone is ringing," doesn't work, because they don't ring any more.


"What chime is it?"       ;^0

94 posted on 02/08/2013 10:26:20 AM PST by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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Blue Kix!

95 posted on 02/08/2013 10:27:20 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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96 posted on 02/08/2013 10:28:33 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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97 posted on 02/08/2013 10:28:44 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Lucky9teen

lol.


98 posted on 02/08/2013 10:32:49 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: brityank
So, when someone gets a phone call on their cell phoneOr as I say to my spousal unit when her phone "rings" , "Your phone is chirping!"
99 posted on 02/08/2013 10:32:52 AM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: brityank
"What chime is it?" ;^0

I was thinking, "Hey, Mitch, your phone is singing!"

Can that work?

100 posted on 02/08/2013 10:33:08 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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