[ComtedeMaistre]

Personally, I would react by stockpiling my home with food, just like those doomsday-scenario people, who are expecting civilization to collapse. I may also think of getting some farm land in Montana, North Dakota, or Utah.

[JCBreckenridge]

Why do I hear thunder?

[rarestia]

There isn’t a flame-proof suit in existence that will protect you from the solar radiation you’re about to endure.

Were you drinking heavily last night or something?

[mnehring]

I would just laugh. Nothing surprises me any more.

[fatnotlazy]

Doubt it would happen. He thinks he is a god, as do his true believers. The real God would be competition.

He could, however, establish his own catholic church as the Chinese communists did

[Berlin_Freeper]

Self flagellation.

[Brian Kopp DPM]

Please, do not laugh.

Sorry, too late.

Barack Obama has the same qualifications to be Pope, as he has to be a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, or President of the United States.

A Marxist Muslim is qualified to receive the Nobel, or become POTUS, but no, he is not qualified, and cannot ever become, Pope.

[Mr. Know It All]

I’d finally change my mind and take the red pill.

[pgkdan]

This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on FR!

[From The Deer Stand]

Don’t give “The One” any ideas or he’ll just make an Executive Order declaring himself as the Pope.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Actually the only qualifications you need for the Nobel Peace Prize is being a socialist or a Jew killer. I don’t think the Catholic Church as descended down the road to hell yet, however. When it does, I’ll jump train.

[muawiyah]

Pope Alexander became a priest one day before becoming Pope ~ so there's your precedent. It takes more than simply being a baptised Catholic ~ you must be a member of the priesthood.

BTW, it apparently helped that Alexander had been a serious mafioso in his day ~ a real cappo de tutti cappo ~ maybe even MR BIG himself!

[windsorknot]

The “Pelosi-Biden-Sibelius” Catholics would rejoice.

[US Navy Vet]

I don’t answer STUPID questions!

[humblegunner]

What Would You Do, If Obama Succeeds Benedict XVI as the Next Pope?

[trisham]

I think you should start stockpiling now. If I were you, I wouldn’t wait another second.

[WCH]

WOO HOO!

nomo Barry

[Carl from Marietta]

I would have to quit using “is the Pope catholic?”.. as a rhetorical yes.

[Huskrrrr]

Welcome the arrival of the end times and acknowledge Obama as the Antichrist.

[SMARTY]

Want sarcasm? Here’s some sarcasm for ya...How can a Muslim be Pope?

[SMARTY]

Want sarcasm? Here’s some sarcasm for ya...How can a Muslim be Pope?