[ComtedeMaistre]

Personally, I would react by stockpiling my home with food, just like those doomsday-scenario people, who are expecting civilization to collapse. I may also think of getting some farm land in Montana, North Dakota, or Utah.

[Fiji Hill]

If Obama were to become the next pope, he would have to take a papal name. My suggestion would be Elymas I. Read Acts 13:6-12 to find out why.

[Sawdring]

Obama could rename himself Peter Hafrican the First.

[dfwgator]

Whatever it takes to get him out of the White House.

[dfwgator]

I can leave the Church, I can’t leave the country.

[Revolting cat!]

If my grandmother had peddles (sic!), she’s be a bicycle!

[Morgana]

But barack is married. A pope may not be married not can he obtain a divorce.

[Chode]

i didn't know it was possible to be that stooopid and still breath without mechanical assistance...

[Impy]

I would take another hit off the crack pipe cause that must be some good stuff!

[ThomasThomas]

I would get on my flying cow and visit Dog River SAK and Bedford Falls on the same day.