[ComtedeMaistre]

Personally, I would react by stockpiling my home with food, just like those doomsday-scenario people, who are expecting civilization to collapse. I may also think of getting some farm land in Montana, North Dakota, or Utah.

[kenmcg]

What bull spit!

[ScottinVA]

How would we know? Obama already considers himself infallible.

[Houghton M.]

Very little in life is certain, to be sure. But in this case, I think we can with 100% certainty rule it out.

Make that 16 trillion percent certainty.

[dangus]

No, it is absolutely ridiculous. For starters, Obama isn’t Catholic. And he’s married. The Pope’s official title is “Bishop of Rome.” To be pope, you do need to be eligible to be a bishop, which means you need to be a Catholic priest.

[Kevmo]

I think it would be a great move. Then he wouldn’t be president any more.

[Smittie]

Jughead would never take a demotion to be a mere pope when he (thinks anyway) already holds the position of God.

[Ransomed]

He wouldn’t get past the Albino Asassin Monks.

Freegards

[ßuddaßudd]

LMFAO
and drink

[Terry Mross]

Pope is not a powerful enough position for him.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Personally, I would react by stockpiling my home with food, just like those doomsday-scenario people, who are expecting civilization to collapse. I may also think of getting some farm land in Montana, North Dakota, or Utah.

In other words.....convert to Mormonism

[Secret Agent Man]

What does god need with a pretty hat?

[Dudoight]

Well...I burst out with a real laugh upon reading and comprehending your question. LOL!

[BillyBoy]

>> The job is open to any Baptized male Catholic <<

Which means Obama is not eligible. He is not a Baptized male Catholic and has no plans to become one. I doubt he is even a Baptized male Christian for that matter. He joined his wife's creepy "kill whitey" church, there's no evidence he personally was ever baptized.

[Jack Hammer]

Pick my jaw up off the floor and mutter to myself, “Thank goodness he’s in Rome now, and not in Washington.”

[Jim from C-Town]

O’Bumbler is not Roman Catholic. He can not become Pope. Even if a baptized Catholic, his public stances and voting record would cause him to be excommunicated from the Church.

Since Joe Biden is a Catholic in schism with Church teaching and has excommunicated himself by both public speech and direct voting action as a member of a deliberative body, he is not qualified either.

I have little doubt that the next Pope will be at least as Conservative as the present Pontiff. HE and his predecessor have been appointing Cardinals since the 1970’s. Virtually every member of the College of Cardinals has been appointed by either John Paul II or Benedict XVI.

[Lazamataz]

DUMBEST.

POST.

EVER.

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[ArrogantBustard]

Barack Obama has the same qualifications to be Pope, as he has to be a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, or President of the United States.

Can someone tell me exactly what qualifies Barack Hussein Soetoro 0dinga Whatever 0bama to be President of the United States?

[dmz]

Let me answer that question by asking a question ... what would you do if Obama got the lead role in the Man of La Mancha?