>>I went in a Starbucks once. Stared at the menu board about five minutes, and finally had to ask if the sell a cup of coffee.<<
During the big Starbucks growth heyday, I used to go to a Starbucks when my friends went (I don’t much care for burnt coffee myself) and ask for a “medium black coffee” just for the entertainment of them saying “you mean ‘Grande Drip.’”
They stopped that a long time ago but they do look at you with a sort of sympathy like you are a Neanderthal (which I am when it comes to coffee).
About the only coffee I can’t stand is instant and that stuff McDonald used to sell. I like the new McDonald’s coffee