"AHA!"
Posted on 02/25/2013 12:19:44 PM PST by llevrok
Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa ... White man arrested for murder.
Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Oscar pistorius's legal defense- he hasn't got a leg to stand on.
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints.
It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend ... He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him.
Shame about Oscar Pistorius ... the man had the world at his knees.
Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day ... Worth a shot.
Oscar Pistorius, bringing a whole new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out on Valentines day'.
Newspaper headline: Unarmed girlfriend shot dead by unlegged boyfriend
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"
New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene! And a pair of stumps...
Authorities are going to release Pistorius on bail provided he wear an ankle monitor.
Oh Wait....
"AHA!"
Does he have to remove his legs before going through the metal detectors?
That’s horrible. But I LMAO’ed anyway.
I hope he doesn’t walk.
Oh Wait....
ROFLMAO! That is too much...
Let’s see, it’s not that they are below the belt, but that they all refer to legs! How original, how creative!
LOL!
Might as well... no chance he'll put his foot in his mouth!
Four Shots through a door: When Hallmark REALLY misses the mark!
You’ll be here thru Thursday night, right? How’s the buffet?
The defense doesn’t have a leg to stand on
If the shoe doesn’t fit, ya gotta acquit.
BOOKbump
There has been much debate as to how jail might alter Pistorious’ life.
For one thing, he will not be able to have his Footman with him in jail.
(I know, I know, too much Downton Abbey)
LOL. I mean...they’re all “good”...but THAT right there is funny!
The judge let him make bail, as long as he is a good boy and toes the line....
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