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I don't know why I clicked "food" as a topic. An assault burrito from Taco Bell is terrorism IMHO.
1 posted on 02/26/2013 11:46:06 AM PST by llevrok
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I thought perhaps it was a FROZEN burrito...but noooooo.


2 posted on 02/26/2013 11:50:29 AM PST by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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Those thing’s assault my colin all the time


3 posted on 02/26/2013 11:52:41 AM PST by al baby (Hi Mom)
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"Brown, seen above, is scheduled for a March 20 arraignment in Circuit Court."

And what's to keep the people in the court from busting out laughing throughout all the testimony?

4 posted on 02/26/2013 11:52:57 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Palin was correct!)
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It’s time to do thorough background checks on people who buy burritos.


5 posted on 02/26/2013 11:55:16 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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6 posted on 02/26/2013 11:57:54 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
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Was it an automatic burrito? What was the magazine size?
We need to ban all assault burritos, for the safety of our children.
Before we know it, people will arm themselves with high-capacity chimichangas and there will be mayhem in the streets.

7 posted on 02/26/2013 11:58:59 AM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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8 posted on 02/26/2013 12:01:00 PM PST by dirtboy
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Meantime, in the county jail...

“Hey, what are you in for?”

“Assault with a deadly burrito.”


9 posted on 02/26/2013 12:03:32 PM PST by nonamer
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To me, that’s like “dont’t throw me in the briar patch again!”


10 posted on 02/26/2013 12:05:37 PM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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Watch out for those sawed-off taco’s!

or those illegally modified with hot sauce


11 posted on 02/26/2013 12:09:27 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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Was there a guitar involved???...It could have been "El Kabong"!!!

FMCDH(BITS)

15 posted on 02/26/2013 12:13:25 PM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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The burrito bomber isn’t very smart. He should shut his mouth.


16 posted on 02/26/2013 12:13:56 PM PST by goldi
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Was it before or after he ate it.

There's a difference, ya' know.

17 posted on 02/26/2013 12:15:02 PM PST by red-dawg
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“Throttled” with a burrito? How does that work?


18 posted on 02/26/2013 12:15:21 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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Thank God it wasn’t from Jack in the Box, or it might have been the burrito might have been “loaded”.


19 posted on 02/26/2013 12:15:31 PM PST by Hugin ("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
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The Burrito Bandito:


20 posted on 02/26/2013 12:18:50 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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That kid was lucky he wasn’t dealing with my dad. A burrito would have been the least of his worries.


22 posted on 02/26/2013 12:32:03 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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Burrito Power! Burrito Power! Time for ya’ll to trade in yer Uzis and AK-whatevers and get some real Burrito firepower!!! (Pity the poor cop who had to turn in this pathetic incident report .. Hahaha! Well, u know, everything has to be written up. Your tax money ‘at work’. Ha! )


25 posted on 02/26/2013 1:00:56 PM PST by faithhopecharity (()
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No one needs an assault burrito. And those high-capacity boxes of tacos are dangerous too.


26 posted on 02/26/2013 1:24:38 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos.


27 posted on 02/26/2013 1:38:01 PM PST by Mygirlsmom (Where the heck are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket???)
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