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Police: Man Calls 911 Nine Times for Cheeseburger
WISHTV ^ | Tuesday, 26 Feb 2013 | David Barra

Posted on 02/26/2013 4:50:26 PM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 02/26/2013 4:50:33 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Can I haz...


2 posted on 02/26/2013 4:52:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

“Somebody get me a cheeseburger.”


3 posted on 02/26/2013 4:53:06 PM PST by dfwgator
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4 posted on 02/26/2013 4:53:35 PM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: nickcarraway

I can haz jail time..


5 posted on 02/26/2013 4:53:44 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: nickcarraway

Do you think they gave him a cheeseburger in jail?


6 posted on 02/26/2013 4:53:54 PM PST by occamrzr06
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Gregory Jackson Sr. is a man with a long criminal history, mostly alcohol related.

Whoda thunk?

7 posted on 02/26/2013 4:58:14 PM PST by Hugin ("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
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To: occamrzr06

I heard it was sausage that night at the jail.


8 posted on 02/26/2013 4:58:36 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
Was he calling from his Obama phone?
9 posted on 02/26/2013 4:59:03 PM PST by 20yearvet (they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
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To: nickcarraway

Did the dispatcher tell him “no fries...chips.”


10 posted on 02/26/2013 5:00:06 PM PST by 4yearlurker (I hate February.)
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Must be catching. At work very recently I met the local fire dept at a residential call, frustrated captain tells me the homeowner called 911 because they had no hot water.....


11 posted on 02/26/2013 5:02:57 PM PST by jughandle
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That is funny but not as stoopid as the drunk local broad here in DFW who called 911 saying she needed cigarettes. The operator asked for her name and address, she gave it, and then got a free trip to a place where you can’t smoke.

Da Slammer.


12 posted on 02/26/2013 5:03:18 PM PST by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: nickcarraway

Do you want fries with that?


13 posted on 02/26/2013 5:07:19 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Molon Labe - Shall not be questioned)
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To: jughandle

True story- a Toronto woman called 911 and told the operator that she was 8 months pregnant and her water broke. They dispatched a works department crew.


14 posted on 02/26/2013 6:09:52 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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I had a woman call in late to work who was a dispatcher. She said her water broke. I asked her to elaborate a little further since she was over 60 years old. She said she was pulled over and there was steam coming from under the hood.


15 posted on 02/26/2013 6:28:54 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The dispatcher was afraid Jackson hadn't had anything to eat in a long time, so they sent an officer to his apartment.

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16 posted on 02/26/2013 7:38:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Yeah I would say they just wanted him to stop calling.

Although I have heard of people in the hospital calling because they were dying of thirst. But that was in the UK.

18 posted on 02/26/2013 7:57:01 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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He HAD to have it

19 posted on 02/26/2013 8:03:02 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I heard about that one too. I’ll bet they saved the National Health thousands of pounds.


20 posted on 02/26/2013 8:03:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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