"Gotta find a local source of cow or horse sh_t..."
I can help you with that. Find some cows and/or horses grazing in a field and stakeout the area. Pay careful attention to the end opposite the head and you should be good to go!
21 posted on 03/12/2013 6:39:17 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
