You guys got it all wrong!!! It be dem Chemtrails, dontcha know?
I be lisnin to dis climate EXPERT on Kook to Kook AM as I type.
He be tellin me all about dem thousands of airplanes dumping all kinds of chemicals in the air...blood, metals, chemicals, and all kinds of stuff. Da gobmit trying to change or kill all of us.
It all be a consprcy, dontch know?
For Gormanda’’s sake, would you give it up with that chemtrail nonsense?
It is a proven scientificated factoid that spritzing a 50/50 mix of vinegar water at them nullifies their effects within the spritzitized spritsphere.
If everyone would just do their Gormanda mandated doodie, and spritz, we’d have nothing to worry about except worry itself!