WTH is James Carville doing in there?
The tidy bowl man’s boat capsized?
lol, old man standing up on a freefall pit toilet. I guess didn’t want germs on his ass but sadly got thwem all over.
He probably had his dentures fall out and went down to retrieve them...
I’ve often wondered if more people have found themselves in the bottom of an outhouse because they were hiding in fear from someone or because someone cruel forced them into there.
Privately-owned property and he'd be rich, no matter how at fault he was. Gov't-owned and he is "Shit out of Luck!"
How many times have *we* told you to put the terlit seat *DOWN*? Eh?
Karma-'O-the-Loo it is. Yep. As much as we tried.
I wonder if he was Asian? In Japan (never been to China) the tradtional toilets are just a large drain hole opening in the floor. You simply pull up your kimono and squat.
Years ago at a Woodsmans field day in upstate NY, My then 70 YO grandfather had a bunch of his old lumberjack buddies decide to play a trick on him in one of the blue porta pottys they have at outdoor events.
They were all drinking and got together to ‘shake him up’ a bit. So they shook and shook and the “HEYYYYY!!!!!!!” screaming did commence. They shook it back and forth until it tipped over. And as my Grandfather walked out of the NEXT portapotty over, they all ran for the hills.
The wrong old guy covered in....was not really amused.
Never trust old drunk lumberjacks. A moral to live by.
Just another reason why I don’t do #1 or #2 at a public park
“He who stands on outdoor toilet needs good balance.”
Talking your life being in the crapper.
I wonder if he was Middle Eastern? When I was in Tunisia, they had a hole in the concrete floor with a bucket of water and a stick. Coming out of it were cockroaches 2 inches long. You didn’t dare sit down on that hole.
There is a famous patent of old for somebody who invented a four roller toilet seat to prevent people from standing on it, as was long the tradition in the back country.