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"Book of Mormon" already breaks record in London
CBS News ^ | March 22, 2013

Posted on 03/24/2013 1:21:35 PM PDT by Colofornian

Edited on 03/24/2013 3:21:35 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

NEW YORK The seemingly unstoppable hit "The Book of Mormon" has broken another record

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To: golux
But surely we can agree it’s more pleasant to have neighbors... who are on their way to a REAL heaven and not a fake, 3-level one that MORMONism has.

Let me have outlaw bikers that finally get saved living by me than Stepford zombies that smile and wave on their way to hell.

41 posted on 03/24/2013 4:46:29 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: golux
And what’s it to you whether Mormons like blacks?

As a JEW; do you care if MORMONism considers you a GENTILE?

42 posted on 03/24/2013 4:47:20 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: golux
After a review of your posting history on FR I see you successfully and consistently manage, with only a few carefully misplaced words and ideas (supported by quotes,) to actually subtract, little by little, from the sum total of human knowledge.

Golly!!

I've missed this part; so could actually SHOW me an example of what you have SEEN?

43 posted on 03/24/2013 4:48:40 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: 1rudeboy
Prepare to see acres upon acres of Scripture holding barely any relevance to the topic at hand.

To balance the scorn and lack of Scriptural adherance that prevails on much of FR.

44 posted on 03/24/2013 4:50:08 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: golux
All hail the other person or thing instead of that other one, and may you be appeased and fight some other sorry bastard instead of me!

The ammo you received doesn't fit the weapon you were issued?

45 posted on 03/24/2013 4:51:29 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: golux
Yet, you WILL have a Mormon president, and much sooner than a Jew.

Ah...

You've read the memo, too; I see...



Office of First President & Living Prophet®:

November 8, 2012

Fellow MORMON Freeper Christians!!
 
I must apologize and ask for forgiveness from you all.
 
As you know, we at Headquarters NEVER tell you pew warmers how to vote. It says so right in our press releases. Anyway, we were ALL thrilled to the max when there were two – TWO! – MORMONs being touted in the primaries: Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman.
 
Talk in our upper chambers high above SLC was how our gods were favoring us with these men; who had prepared their entire lives for an opportunity to save this Nation; which so badly needs guidance: OUR guidance even! So naturally, I and the other twelve analyzed and discussed the situation.
 
Consensus was that the voters should listen to the inner urging and vote for the one they wanted; but that seemed to be leaving WAY too much to chance.
 
I decided, that since I am the ONLY man on earth that can hear GOD’s voice, that I would pray for wisdom and clarity in the matter.
 
I hadn’t used the fleece in a while, so I questioned GOD with a test. A paper, with Romney on one side and Huntsman on the other was to be placed by the air conditioning vent high above my desk in the sumptuous office the Full Tithers have provided.
When the air would kick in later in the evening, while I was home, the paper would be blown down and whomever GOD wanted would then be visible on the upper surface.
 
As you can probably guess, when I came in the next day, the paper had landed on my desk, with Mitt’s name on top.
Last night, I was staying late, praying to GOD about how it was even possible that Mitt lost, when the janitorial cleaning crew came in. Being surprised to find me here, they apologized for interrupting me. I said to them, “It mattereth not, as I was about to leave anyway.”
 
As I was going out the door, the foreman of the crew just happened to mention that my office is ALWAYS so neat and tiny, never anything out of place, that they barely have to do anything to tidy up. Then one of the sweepers said, “Except that time in the spring when we came in to clean and found a paper with Huntman’s name on the floor by your desk. We put it back on your desk and left.
 
 
Tommy M.
 
PS Keep praying that Huntsman will add an “H” to his name. Jon looks so dang effeminate!
 
Onward to 2016!!!

46 posted on 03/24/2013 4:53:01 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: golux

You’re telling me we have a problem with sober, clean cut white boys?
_______________________________________

how do you know theyre sober ???

Joey Smith ran a bar ...

Briggie Young monopolized the alcohol manufacturing and trade in the Utah territory and made another forune...

Your Willard admitted he got into his father’s liquor cabinet when he was a teenager...

But besides that the black and Hispanic “clean cut boys” are fast taking over the numbers of white boys...


47 posted on 03/24/2013 4:53:46 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Elsie

41-46 posted by Elsie.

Take a breath and let someone else post.


48 posted on 03/24/2013 4:54:19 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: Elsie

Here’s a question for you, preacher: if the existence of a musical proves that the Mormon God (or gods, don’t care) is “counterfeit,” then what does submerging a crucifix in a jar of urine prove?


49 posted on 03/24/2013 4:54:20 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans
Apparently. Mittens lost, didn’t he?

It's not like we FR Flying Inmen didn't TELL you that would happen!!!

And we (who did NOT vote for MITT) get the blame from many on FR!

Go figger!!!

50 posted on 03/24/2013 4:54:51 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: 1rudeboy
I didn’t need to conduct a review, either.

That's ok; for we appear to have LOT's of folks on FR that can't seem to take the time to check simple facts.

51 posted on 03/24/2013 4:56:03 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: 1rudeboy
Better a Muslim than a Mormon, or so I’ve heard.

As you wish...



“I Will Be a Second Mohammed”

In the heat of the Missouri “Mormon War” of 1838, Joseph Smith made the following claim, “I will be to this generation a second Mohammed, whose motto in treating for peace was ‘the Alcoran [Koran] or the Sword.’ So shall it eventually be with us—‘Joseph Smith or the Sword!’ ”[1]

It is most interesting that a self-proclaimed Christian prophet would liken himself to Mohammed, the founder of Islam. His own comparison invites us to take a closer look as well. And when we do, we find some striking—and troubling—parallels. Consider the following.

  • Mohammed and Joseph Smith both had humble beginnings. Neither had formal religious connections or upbringing, and both were relatively uneducated. Both founded new religions by creating their own scriptures. In fact, followers of both prophets claim these scriptures are miracles since their authors were the most simple and uneducated of men.[2]

  • Both prophets claim of having angel visitations, and of receiving divine revelation to restore pure religion to the earth again. Mohammed was told that both Jews and Christians had long since corrupted their scriptures and religion. In like manner, Joseph Smith was told that all of Christianity had become corrupt, and that consequently the Bible itself was no longer reliable. In both cases, this corruption required a complete restoration of both scripture and religion. Nothing which preceded either prophet could be relied upon any longer. Both prophets claim they were used of God to restore eternal truths which once existed on earth, but had been lost due to human corruption.

  • Both prophets created new scripture which borrowed heavily from the Bible, but with a substantially new “spin.” In his Koran, Mohammed appropriates a number of Biblical themes and characters—but he changes the complete sense of many passages, claiming to “correct” the Bible. In so doing he changes many doctrines, introducing his own in their place. In like manner, Joseph Smith created the Book of Mormon, much of which is plagiarized directly from the King James Bible. Interestingly, the Book of Mormon claims that this same Bible has been substantially corrupted and is therefore unreliable. In addition, Joseph Smith went so far as to actually create his own version of the Bible itself, the “Inspired Version,” in which he both adds and deletes significant portions of text, claiming he is “correcting” it. In so doing he also changes many doctrines, introducing his own in their place.

  • As a part of their new scriptural “spin,” both prophets saw themselves as prophesied in scripture, and both saw themselves as a continuation of a long line of Biblical prophets. Mohammed saw himself as a continuation of the ministry of Moses and Jesus. Joseph Smith saw himself as a successor to Enoch, Melchizedek, Joseph and Moses. Joseph Smith actually wrote himself into his own version of the Bible—by name.

  • Both prophets held up their own scripture as superior to the Bible. Mohammed claimed that the Koran was a perfect copy of the original which was in heaven. The Koran is therefore held to be absolutely perfect, far superior to the Bible and superceding it. In like manner, Joseph Smith also made the following claim. “I told the Brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding its precepts, than by any other book.”[3]

  • Despite their claim that the Bible was corrupt, both prophets admonished their followers to adhere to its teachings. An obvious contradiction, this led to selective acceptance of some portions and wholesale rejection of others. As a result, the Bible is accepted by both groups of followers only to the extent that it agrees with their prophet’s own superior revelation.

  • Both Mohammed and Joseph Smith taught that true salvation was to be found only in their respective religions. Those who would not accept their message were considered “infidels,” pagans or Gentiles. In so doing, both prophets became the enemy of genuine Christianity, and have led many people away from the Christ of the Bible.

  • Both prophets encountered fierce opposition to their new religions and had to flee from town to town because of threats on their lives. Both retaliated to this opposition by forming their own militias. Both ultimately set up their own towns as model societies.

  • Both Mohammed and Joseph Smith left unclear instructions about their successors. The majority of Mohammed’s followers, Sunni Muslims, believe they were to elect their new leader, whereas the minority, Shiite Muslims, look to Alī ibn Abī Ṭālib, whom they consider Divinely appointed, as the rightful successor to Muhammad, and the first imam. (Ali was the cousin and son-in-law of the Islamic prophet Muhammad). Similarly, the majority of Joseph Smith's followers, Mormons, believed their next prophet should have been the existing leader of their quorum of twelve apostles, whereas the minority, RLDS, believed Joseph Smith's own son should have been their next prophet. Differences on this issue, and many others, have created substantial tension between these rival groups of each prophet.

  • Mohammed taught that Jesus was just another of a long line of human prophets, of which he was the last. He taught that he was superior to Christ and superceded Him. In comparison, Joseph Smith also made the following claim.

“I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him, but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet.”[4] In light of these parallels, perhaps Joseph Smith's claim to be a second Mohammed unwittingly became his most genuine prophecy of all.


[1] Joseph Smith made this statement at the conclusion of a speech in the public square at Far West, Missouri on October 14, 1838. This particular quote is documented in Fawn M. Brodie, No Man Knows My History, second edition, (New York: Alfred A. Knopf, 1971), p. 230–231. Fawn Brodie’s footnote regarding this speech contains valuable information, and follows. “Except where noted, all the details of this chapter [16] are taken from the History of the [Mormon] Church. This speech, however, was not recorded there, and the report given here is based upon the accounts of seven men. See the affidavits of T.B. Marsh, Orson Hyde, George M. Hinkle, John Corrill, W.W. Phelps, Samson Avard, and Reed Peck in Correspondence, Orders, etc., pp. 57–9, 97–129. The Marsh and Hyde account, which was made on October 24, is particularly important. Part of it was reproduced in History of the [Mormon] Church, Vol. III, p. 167. See also the Peck manuscript, p. 80. Joseph himself barely mentioned the speech in his history; see Vol. III, p. 162.”

[2] John Ankerberg & John Weldon, The Facts on Islam, (Eugene, OR: Harvest House Publishers, 1998), pp.8–9. Eric Johnson, Joseph Smith & Muhammed, (El Cajon, CA: Mormonism Research Ministry, 1998), pp. 6–7.

[3] Documentary History of the [Mormon] Church, vol.4, pp.461.

[4] Documentary History of the [Mormon] Church, vol.6, pp.408–409.




52 posted on 03/24/2013 4:56:50 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: svcw

And a FULL tithe of that would be...


53 posted on 03/24/2013 4:57:24 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Jean S

Is it MY fault others are so dang SLOW???


54 posted on 03/24/2013 4:58:40 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: 1rudeboy

It might ‘prove’ that someone what’s to rile up some folks.

Or it might ‘prove’ that the ‘artists’pinion of Christ is piss-like.

Or it might ‘prove’ that..... (fill in your own blank)

Well; THAT wasted about 2 minutes of my time!


55 posted on 03/24/2013 5:00:25 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Jean S

1 minute 45 seconds!


56 posted on 03/24/2013 5:01:32 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie
That's ok; for we appear to have LOT's of folks on FR that can't seem to take the time to check simple facts.

If "simple" is defined as "things you choose to ignore," then yes.

57 posted on 03/24/2013 5:02:07 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Elsie
And as a follow-up: was Jesus Christ Superstar a Mormon musical?
58 posted on 03/24/2013 5:02:56 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Elsie
And we (who did NOT vote for MITT) get the blame from many on FR!

I personally have been blamed for Mitt losing Illinois' electoral votes and I never realized it was that close here. Who'd a thunk it?

59 posted on 03/24/2013 5:02:59 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (_.. ._. .. _. _._ __ ___ ._. . ___ ..._ ._ ._.. _ .. _. .)
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To: 1rudeboy

‘tis folly to be wise...


60 posted on 03/24/2013 5:02:59 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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