And he ain't giving up 'til he finds the one who nicked his dentures.
Posted on 03/26/2013 10:23:21 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Hugh Hefner gives a wide-ranging interview to Esquire, including this little bit of TMI: Asked how many women he's slept with, he says, "How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I'm sure. There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in." Of course, he's married now. And of Crystal Harris, his onetime runaway bride, he says he "saved the best till last."
Esquire writer Chris Jones describes the marriage as one of "comfort and security" rather than "white-hot passion," shocking no one; Harris seems to corroborate this idea. "Hef loves me more than anybody else in a relationship ever has," she says. "It took me time away to realize that. I think I realized that here is where I'm meant to be." Adds Hef, "All our friends think it's made in heaven. It's only people who don't know us, who simply see us as stereotypes in terms of age and beauty." Click for the full profile.
Slept is probably all he’s done for the past 20 years.
haters gonna hate... :-)
Slacker.
In his younger days he likely heard the “we need to talk” several thousand times as well...
Nothing but the facts Maam. Hugh Hefner is a pig and his women are whores.
The truth is not sour grapes.
Do you really believe a woman that looks like that would marry an old codger with one foot in the grave if he were not rich?
Go out and try to find one.
And he ain't giving up 'til he finds the one who nicked his dentures.
For once, I’m glad to be in the “control group”.
You need to get the Dr. McCoy pic of “He’s dead Jim” to go with that one :)
“Oh, they think he’s “nice”, but still just a decrepit old man.”
Well, hell he is 87 years old. One day you will be 87, if ur lucky. Getting old is hard work! My dad is “only” 81 and he’s pretty decrepit himself. Heck I’m only 51 and I can feel it coming on.
Dang! This is a tough crowd. What do you expect from an 87 y.o.? If ya’ll don’t respect the man at least respect the age. So many Viagra jokes, so much talk about how he can’t have intercourse anymore....really? Do ya’ll talk about your grandfather that way. “Hey, my grandfather’s so old he can’t even screw grandma anymore”. Funny
According to TMZ, this was Hef pulling off his best “Weekend at Bernie’s” impression during his 83rd birthday at the Palms in Vegas, a few ago.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/06/hugh-hefners-b-day-the-party-to-die-for/#ixzz2OhZAhZRc
When he wears the *blue* is that a sign that he swings the *other* way?
God, I hope so...
“Do you really believe a woman that looks like that would marry an old codger with one foot in the grave if he were not rich?”
Of course not, and never said she was motivated by anything but greed.
Just that she LOOKS sweet. 99% of these types of women have a hard, hard look. This woman has a nice smile and pretty eyes.
It’s just disconcerting; she doesn’t “look the type” is my point.
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