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Captioning Kerry...Let the Fun Begin
Via Drudge Report ^ | March 26 2013 | RetSignman

Posted on 03/26/2013 3:32:05 PM PDT by RetSignman

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry heads a soccer ball made in Afghanistan as he meets with Afghan women members of a U.S.-backed women's entrepreneurship program at the U.S. Embassy in Kabul.

(Excerpt) Read more at nation.foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bowlingfordoofus; kerry
Just when we thought the captioning fun was over and we get a fresh supply.
1 posted on 03/26/2013 3:32:05 PM PDT by RetSignman
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To: RetSignman

Whut?


2 posted on 03/26/2013 3:34:20 PM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: saganite

Sorry I screwed up the title it was supposed to be Kaptioning Kerry...Let the Fun Begin.


3 posted on 03/26/2013 3:36:25 PM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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To: RetSignman


Yooo Hooo... I'm over HERE!!!
4 posted on 03/26/2013 3:36:42 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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"I haven't held on to a ball for a long time. Teresa's had both of mine in her jewelry box since our second wedding anniversary. Is this one of Hillary's?"
5 posted on 03/26/2013 3:38:16 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: RetSignman

KJust whenaptioning JacskoKerry...Felt thOrangie MortcaliperyFun derspon.


7 posted on 03/26/2013 3:39:03 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: RetSignman

Moderators: Can I have another shot at it?


8 posted on 03/26/2013 3:39:08 PM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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To: RetSignman

Hit Abuse. Tell them to pull it and then try again.


9 posted on 03/26/2013 3:42:06 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: RetSignman


Kerry in Afghanistan, moments before he kicked the bomb-laden ball and the unfortunate explosion.
10 posted on 03/26/2013 3:50:41 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: RetSignman

Where can I get me one of those soccer ball licenses?!!

11 posted on 03/26/2013 4:26:11 PM PDT by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: RetSignman

Ha! Can the Oompa Loompas be far behind?


12 posted on 03/26/2013 4:30:50 PM PDT by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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To: Jyotishi; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

BOWLING FOR DOOFUS

13 posted on 03/26/2013 4:31:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: RetSignman

alice the goon


14 posted on 03/26/2013 4:48:37 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: All
From Wikipedia:

The "Kerry" name, widely misinterpreted as indicative of Irish heritage, was reputedly selected arbitrarily: "According to family legend, Fritz and another family member opened an atlas at random and dropped a pencil on a map. It fell on County Kerry in Ireland, and thus a name was chosen. Leaving their hometown Mödling, a suburb of Vienna where they had lived since 1896, Fred and Ida, together with their son Eric, emigrated to the United States in 1905, living at first in Chicago and eventually moving to Brookline, Massachusetts, by 1915.

The village where Fritz Kohn was born in 1873 was at that time known as Bennisch and was a part of Silesia in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, but is today known as Horní Benešov in the Czech Republic. After learning of his ancestral connection with their village, the mayor and citizens sent congratulatory correspondence to John Kerry with regard to his political pursuits.

15 posted on 03/26/2013 4:53:20 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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alice the goon

Yes!

16 posted on 03/26/2013 4:57:13 PM PDT by CASchack
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To: Jyotishi
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17 posted on 03/26/2013 5:46:20 PM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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Kin ah git me this growth removed from my head with Obamacare?
18 posted on 03/26/2013 6:36:53 PM PDT by Old Yeller
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Secretary of State John Kerry yesterday in Afghanistan. The Obama administration was surprised yesterday morning when the Taliban abruptly surrendered in Afghanistan. They gave new secretary of state John Kerry a soccer ball as a symbol of friendship photo 403b08094462390a2d0f6a706700a2cf_zps64b0b510.jpg
19 posted on 03/27/2013 9:22:22 AM PDT by 12chachacha (Sucker??)
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Secretary of State John Kerry yesterday in Afghanistan. The Obama administration was surprised yesterday morning when the Taliban abruptly surrendered in Afghanistan. They gave new secretary of state John Kerry a soccer ball as a symbol of friendship and cooperation. Later in the day the ball was found to have contained explosives when John Kerry kicked it, destroying over 50% of the city of Kabul.


20 posted on 03/27/2013 9:23:24 AM PDT by 12chachacha (Sucker??)
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To: RetSignman

Kerry must love it in A’stan. That’s one of the countries where other people hate the US even more than HE does...He doesn’t have to feel SO defensive there!! :)


21 posted on 03/27/2013 9:24:49 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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